Rehab
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Rehab is a place for quitters. It also comes in handy when you troll too hard and -in lieu of trolls remorse- you need to apologise to placate the angry mob who are calling for your head. Rehab is the second best sort of fun anyone can have without putting a penis in their ass. A great boost to any social circle is an association with a reformed crackhead, they will certainly provide many lulzy stories during family gatherings.
Celebrities particulary enjoy going to rehab as an excuse for stupid shit they've done (see also: sorry). Whether or not these actions were actually caused by drugs or alcohol is inconsequential. As in the case of Mel Gibson, a Jew hater who pretended to be a drunk to save his shitty career. It didn't work.
Kinds Of Rehab
- 12-Step Programmes
- Religion
- Anger Management
- Gay rehab
- The Great Re/b/oot
- ED
- Jail
- Better drugs
- Internet Rehab
- Shit song
People In Rehab
- Britney Spears
- Lindsay Lohan
- Rush Limbaugh
- Ted Haggard
- Kramer
- Eminem
- Mel Gibson (Jew Rehab)
- Mel Gibson (Latino Rehab)
- Tim Hardaway
- /b/
- ODB
- Weev
- Your Mom
- Everyone
- Noone
People Who Should Be In Rehab
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Michael Jackson (Pedo Rehab)- DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS - Tom Cruise
- Potty Pete
- Amy Winehouse
- Furries
