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[[Image:celebnerd.jpg|thumb|WHAT AN IDIOT!]]
'''Rodney Gabriel Harris''' is a [[teenager]] living in [[Michigan]] with his parents who own a gas station, who thinks that by being featured on a real TV station, automatically qualifies him to be a legitimate news anchor.

== News 14 Webcast ==
'''News 14''' is Rodney's internet newscast, which he posts on [[YouTube]]. The name "News 14" was chosen due to the fact that [[Lie|News 14 is the greatest name ever conceived]]. The newscasts are taped either in Rodney's basement studio or at the Harris Sunoco gas station.

=== News 14 Scandal ===
On the September 12th, Rodney brought a new level of genius to his groundbreaking webcast by calling [[John Edwards]] an "idiot". On the September 14th webcast, he said he supports that claim and called other presidential candidates idiots. After a severe mocking for his [[Bullshit|opinions]] he responded with "I don't care" and "I'll SAY WHAT I WANTZ!". He also made a point to say "I [[love]] [[George Bush]]!"

== Faux 2 News ==
[[Image:Idiotrgh.PNG|thumb|right|100px|*INSERT COCK HERE!*]]
[[Image:Harrisshoop.png|thumb|right|100px|IMA CHARGIN MAH NEWZ]]
One summer day, WJBK-TV in Detroit, Michigan launched a studio webcam. Rodney went there and showed off his webcasts, prompting FOX 2 to do a story on him. This immediately rose Rodney's celebrity status to the [[E-celebrity]] level and also made his newscasts [[serious business]].

== Personal life ==
He is noted for his "crush" on [[Katie Couric]] and his longtime girlfriend, Angela. Still, many have debated his sexuality due to the fact that he has a high pitched voice.

== Additional Information ==

He is rumored to have fingered his girlfriend on the bus ride from school.

== Rodney [[Deleting_your_Youtube_Videos|deletes his Youtube videos]] ==
By the end of November [[2007]], Rodney was such a [[E-celebrity]] that he decided that his old videos would tarnish his [[reputation]] as a news anchor and [[child]] [[prodigy]] and [[baleet|deleted]] his webcasts. Latest reports say that he deleted them because he's afraid of [[anonymous]]. His family also has [[Buy A Dog|bought a dog]].
Recently, it has come to light that Rodney is actually the illegitimate brother of [[Moot]].


== Location ==
Near the Ikea in canton, on the same street as [[Matthew Paul Lafevre]]
== RodneyRoll ==
<youtube>mM4eksfN5f8</youtube>

== Rodney Quits at the [[Internet]]==
On January 9th, 2008. Rodney announced he was quitting at the internets and would no longer make regular newsbreaks because of the efforts of anonymous.

<youtube>mTU-8ssxL2g</youtube>

==Rodney Re-Joins the Internet==
On Feb. 13th 2008, Rodney Harris returned to the internets after a long period of [[Masturbation|self reflection]] and [[Auto-fellatio|meditation]].  No word on why he came back from his break. 

== Linkz ==
*[http://www.thenews14zone.com The News 14 Zone]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q-WZiied18 lol idiot]

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