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Security Faggotry

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The security industry is plagued by mentally troubled fame-crazed basement dwellers. Its objective is no other but securing our networks and computers against evil hackers (like Jews hacking your freedom) and make really big bucks at it.

Professionals of this industry are widely known as Security Faggots. Individuals such as Theo de Raadt and the obnoxiously rude and obese Gadi Evron lurk in the streets of SecuriTown for unsuspecting customers.

Sadly, war ensues whenever a security company has colliding interests with another, causing great amounts of flames and defamation on security mailing lists, where everyone can post ecological protest images and filthy art.

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