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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

A server is a derogatory term coined by other members of the computers race.

The origin of the term is in the english word "servant" which means "to eat grapes from between the cheesy toes of a latex wrapped transsexual you met on DALnet"

Recently there were uprisings in the server communities, especially among the dissident FreeBSD and OpenBSD class, those were quelled quickly mostly because their leaders -- an oddball fish and a red horned gerbil were just too darn adorable.

To Build a server one must first call up ones local store and ask them for a server if this fails as it most likely will, one must become a L33t h4x0r to fullfill ones sexual desires of owning a server, And running a profitable website and or private ftp storage.