Shorter
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Shorter is reading something horrid and long so other people don't have to, such as Michelle Malkin, and reducing the entire ridiculous argument to one sentence.
Shamelessly Stolen Example:
That U.S. Marines are being held in solitary confinement is the ACLU’s fault.
This is a pathetic example even for the locus of liberal laziness and daily whoop-de-doo that is Sadly, No -- i.e., it shows them out admirably as the basement-dwelling AV Club cranks that they are in real life. Somewhat less pathetically, the Shorter was invented by smarty-trouser smartey-pants Daniel Davies, while the master of the Shorter is generally regarded to be the allusively-named Elton Beard, of the blog, Busy Busy Busy. Beard, known for nothing else in his life, disappeared in November, 2007, effectively Shortering himself.
