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[[Image:Fairly Odd Parents.jpg|right|thumb|A failed attempt at internet disease.]]
[[Image:Chris_failed.jpg|right|thumb|Do not want, actually it's a she.. on second thought, do not want.]]

One of the many faggots that exist on [[Gaia]]. You can easily see this due to the fact that she's [[emo]], a [[camwhore]], and that she [[Slut|loves cock]]. She is, what Gaia loves to call internet popularity, a [[Prommie]]. Hopefully, she gets [[Buttsecks|assraped]] by a bunch of [[shitting dick nipples]], AMIRITE?

==Update==
The faggot came out of the proverbial non-male closet after deeming they hadn't received enough attention lately, and on August 15th and revealed: she's a GIRL!  BIG SHOCKER, GUYZ.

Apparently they had been mentally abused by a boyfriend or some shit and felt a need to become a male on the internet. Much [[BAWWWWW|attention whoring and crying ]]followed, including the display of a massive 500x500 scene pose photo of the "female" sla and request for gold and donations in their signature.

Shortly after, topless photos SLA surfaced, both [[Win|with]] and [[DO NOT WANT|without]] breasts - much to the horror of many.

==Origins==
On May 6th, 2006, the world got their first glimpse at Sith Lord Ali, when he joined Gaia. It all went downhill from there. He failed in completing the [[Fat girl angle shot ]] and by doing so, was deemed a homosexual by the realists and king by the [[Retard|GD]]. He then made high amounts of [[spam]] topics and kept doing it over, and over, and over until nobody gave a shit anymore.


==[[Gaia]]==

Sith Lord Ali enjoys quite a few things, most of which are listed on his Gaia profile. [[http://www.gaiaonline.com/profile/index.php?view=profile.ShowProfile&item=3743354 Warning: COMPLETE FAGGOTRY.]]
They include such highly intelligent and classy activities like:
*Posting really fucking boring threads in the GD
*Bitching about how it's better than anyone
*Boasting it's superiority over any other age-group and calling everyone else disgusting
*Switching genders
*Masturbating 
*Ass fucking
*Camera whoring
*[[Dox|Namedropping]]
*Being a [[technical virgin]].
*Sucking off [[Blacks| Niggers]]
*[[Fat|Chasing]] [[Bears]]

But, of course, such a [[moron|''wonderful'']] individual such as Sith Lord Ali can even have hates. Like:
*Homophobes 
*[[Your Mom]]
*[[vagina]]
*[[George W. Bush]]
*[[Children|Kids]]
*Adults
*anyone it deems "Stupid"

If you think about it, what he says probably has some deep, moral meaning that we don't give a shit about.

== Tastes in Music ==

His favorite bands include such horrible, [[16 year old girl]] groups like 
[[Emo|Death Cab for Cutie]], Bright Eyes, and of course, [[Tatu]].
[[Image:Sithlordali2.jpg|thumb|Another failed attempt.]]

==Faggoting: Present and future==
Currently, SLA spends his time posting in the GD, and enduring people that bash him [[for great justice]].
Future ventures for Sith Lord Ali, as speculated upon for years by experts may include such things as:

# Being [[queer]]
# [[Camwhoring]]
# Being "popular" on the internet (HE HAS NO LIFE, LAWLZ.)
# [[GOATSE|Inserting large objects into his anus]]

Hopefully, this [[Assburger|special person]] will have to face the agony of [[George Zimmer]]. May his organs be prolapsed from his body as Zimmer's "Powerful Phalus" rips him in half like a 
hymen just punctured by a virgin [[cock]]. I guarantee it. 
== An Example of his Faggotry ==

sith lord ali: hai guys!!!1 im' so emo!!1 ^_________^

Person #1: Who the fuck is this queer?

Person #2: GTFO

sith lord ali: no!!! i wuv yuo all, and i liek wimmins!!

sith lord ali: [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]]!

Actual [[copypasta]] from Gaia: Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:25 pm.

"I ahve to pay $300 for a shoplifting ticket lol

i don't have the money for that~"


==Fans==

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==External Links==

*[http://www.myspace.com/pixiepixiepixiepixie Myspace]
*[http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=pwnzjunoob 5 videos of SLA's gay fans calling him and such, leaving messages.]
*[http://www.gaiaonline.com/profile/index.php?view=profile.ShowProfile&item=3743354 SLA on gaia]
*[http://www.gay.com/ SLA's homepage]

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