SpongeBob Squarepants

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Typical episode shown above.

SpongeBob's eager face.

Spongebob being his typical self.

Typical straight character in Spongebob

Typical straight character in Spongebob, RULE 34'd

Maybe SongeBob and Patrick really are closet homos.

SpongeBob SquarePants is a cartoon that was created last Thursday. The typical episode involves spongebob doing random, repetitive, unfunny jokes that stretch on longer than the anus in goatse

Controversy

According to this picture, spongebob doesn't have balls. That'll be why his voice is so ear-rapingly high.

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There has been much lulz from the fact that it's quite obvious that SpongeBob is teh gay. Srsly, why else would he need so many holes and cry in EVERY SINGLE EPISODE? Some also point out that he, aside from wanting to grow a mustache and adopting a child in a same sex marriage, appeared in a tolerance video for teh gheys there have been rumours that spongebob is intentionally gay because he was molested as a child by his cookie baking grandma. Evidence from 4chan.[1]

“	I am SO confused	„
—Spongebob on being bi lulz.

Spongebob in China

SpongeBong HempPants

Spongebob Sickpants

Tubgirl crossover episode

Flash movie about what really goes on under the sea.

&& i can't stop thinking about him...♥

“	Spongebob loves jellyfishing, Sandy loves karate, Mr. Krabs loves money, && Squidward loves his clarinet; but baby i need you like Plankton needs the krabby patty Secret formula ♥	„
—16-year-old girls in a failed attempt trying to be romantic and creative.

Spongebob on dateline msnbc

To catch a predator

Copypasta

Who lives in a watermelon under the sea?

NIGGERBOB SQUARECHICKEN

Who loves to eat chicken and collard greens too?

NIGGERBOB SQUARECHICKEN!

Who hates all the whites and thinks he has rights?

NIGGERBOB SQUARECHICKEN!

Who is hung from a tree by you and me?

NIGGERBOB SQUARECHICKEN

Copypasta 2

Who lives in a diaper under the sea?

FUCKBOB SHITPANTS!

Who loves to watch porno and faps furiously?

SCUMBOB SPOOGEPANTS!

Who rapes all the lolis and worships their pee?

PEDOBOB RAPEYPANTS

Who laughs all day long and gore gives him glee?

/b/tard JIZZPANTS!

The Fad

SpongeBob Squarepants has a fad called "I am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages". It is a Stolen part of an episode. Evidently, almost all of the videos for this shit have the exact same JewTube video title.

Here you go.

Gallery

Typical SpongeBob SquarePants fan.	SpongeBob didn't want to turn to be a powerslave.	RULE 34.	Fo' shizzle muthafucka!
The rare Bix Nood version of SpongeBob.	Cold blooded killah.	Earlier version of BlackBob.	Mr. Greenberg, SpongeBob's employer.
Black women love SpongeBob.	SpongeBob finally fucking loses it.	Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!	A screenshot from the upcoming war epic, Full Metal SquarePants.
Mr. Krabs is usually jacking off on the show.	Typical Spongebob viewer	Well, you have to admit it's much better than the alternative...	Maybe the worst possible thing you will ever see in the show.
MOAR	Typical Spongebob fanart	Moar typical fanart	U MAD