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<center>[[Some argue]] that this is the greatest game ever made.</center><br>

==Overview==
[[Image:Superman64 content.jpg|thumb|left|Paving the way for all the games preceding it.]]
This game single handedly paved the way for the N64, [[Nintendo]] and gay fanfiction in general. ''Superman 64'' raised the bar (or should I say floating cock ring) for every game preceding it, thereby creating a time paradox akin to when Superman flew around the world really, really, really fast to make things go backwards.

In ''Superman 64'' you'll control the main hero and protagonist, Superman, a [[Knuffy|35 year old man]] [[babyfur|wearing his underwear on the outside]]. From the moment you gain control of Superman you'll feel [[gay|invigorated]] with the incredible sense of power you have over him; like a [[BSDM|dominatrix]] about to shove a 12" strap-on up her slave's ass. Just by looking at his movements you can tell a plentiful amount of work went into motion capturing for this game, using Christopher Reeve's actual pinky-movement and rolling action.

==Pictures==
[[Image:lex_luther_superman.jpg|thumb|Cutting edge graphics.]]
The graphics look like a two dollar whore's [[cunt]] secretions. There is even an extra feature that I have yet to see in [[Cock|ANY OTHER GAME TO DATE]]. ''Superman 64'' showcases a unique '[[fag]] engine' which coats your environment with a [[cum|highly sticky substance]].

==The Fucking Fog==
Because the N64 was, in technological terms, a piece of shit, it could only shows so many blocky, polygonal models at once and developers often resorted to filling their levels with a thick fog. Good games, such as [[Turok]], made it a part of the plot and environment. But since this was before [[Myspace]] and S64's developers needed some way else to vent their retardation on the world, they fucked this idea right up.

==Noises==
Music in S64 as well, was done very homosexually. All the music was orchestrated and played live, while actors in Superman and Lex Luthor outfits had awkward [[gay sex]] in front of children. Sounds effects are identical to their real life counterparts, like in the scene where Lois Lane is rolling around in her own [[Swap.avi|fecal matter]], my [[incest|mom]] rushes into the basement, [[lolwut|grabs my cock and yells "WHERE'S THAT HOT BOYFRIEND OF YOURS??" Then I explain to my mom that I was just playing S64 and she is]] [[in the ass|ass raped]].
''Superman 64'' has an epic storyline paralleled only by classics such as ''[[Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing|Big Rigs]]'' and ''[[All your base are belong to us|Zero Wing]]''. I'm not going to ruin any of the [[crap|excellent]] plot but let's just say it would put [[gay|William Shakespeare]] to shame.

==Conclusion==
I HIGHLY advise this game for all people of [[loli|all]] [[Lemon party|ages]]. It will meet and exceed the standards of gamers and non gamers alike. With excellent replayability and endless fun, ''Superman 64'' will remain a classic that no [[gay|sane]] person would give up. Final score: [[Hitler|8.8]]

==Gamespot==
[[Image:gslovessup64.jpg|thumb|right|Gamespot can't hide the fact that they love ''Superman 64''!]] 

Games like ''Superman 64'' usually receive bad reviews all around, however the [[fags|esteemed reviewers]] really crossed the mine on this one. A 1.3 is supposed to be reserved only for the worst of the worst, like ''[[Halo 3]]'' or pretty much anything for the [[Wii]]. 

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