Survivalist
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A survivalist is created when a pyro and/or anarchist grows up, but doesn't mature out of their anti-authority "FUCKTEHPIGS" mentality. This changes to "Fuck the GOVERNMENT", so basically survivalism is an upgrade on stupid. Most survivalists can be found in the southern states however, this does not necessarily mean they don't have internets access. Survivalism is passed from generation from generation by the teachings of the Waco Siege, and cries about how the government were such AWP whores. Survivalists are also known to be internet tough guys, conspiracy theorists, batshit insane, and own a library of Paladin-Press books.
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The Idea
One of the fundamental beliefs of survivalism is that the world is gonna end (due to CIA, Furluminati, Partyvan, Jews, Miltopia, etc.) so we have to stock up on plastic sheets, duct tape, lotsa guns, and furshampoo. Their wet dream fantasy is the breakdown of society, so they can get bragging rights to who was "more prepared" and to give them an excuse to shoot would-be looters. One of their biggest voices for the survivalist movement is Kurt Saxon; such a good role model who just so happened to blow most of his hand off making an explosive device.
Y2K
Interest in survivalism started to spike with the new millennium fast approaching. Every dumbass and their dog bought into the hype; bought massive amounts of canned food and guns. Of course noone knew that absolutely dick all happened, leaving survivalists to be the laughing stock of the year. The butthurt ones that wouldn't give up tried again with "the world ends in 2001, the REAL millennium", which of course nothing happened again.... except for WTC.
