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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Sushi is the edible version of the iPod, the food version of the chai latte, the RL version of "^_^".

In other words, it's gayer than a man fucking another man in the ass.

Sushi is completely tasteless, non-nutritional, and will turn you gay faster than weev. It's really really popular, unsurprisingly.

A Short History Of Sushi

At least 100 years ago, the japanese ran out of wood to make dildos with. As bamboo tends to splinter and pwn your insides, they glued rice together with 'asian glue' and wrapped it in seaweed. With these new dildos, they could then return to their national pastime of assrape.

Facts

• There is absolutely nothing that tastes good in sushi that doesn't taste a hell of a lot better out of it.
• If you want to eat stuff that tastes like raw fish, become a lesbian.
• Every time you eat sushi, you are eating the symbol of azn dongs.
• Sushi may also refer to an ED user who may be the only person who can keep you

straight once you've eaten this shit.

• I herd eating sushi killz off zee mudkipz =O
• Sushi is well known for containing high levels of mercury. Once the poser in question has eaten enough, they will succumb to mercury poisoning, rendering them Insane, sending them into an ironic cycle of buying and consuming more sushi