Talk:Because of Parkinson's
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
==12/05/06(Tue)==
Thanks to all the /b/tarded /b/astards @ /b/. /b/cause of...well, because you're sick and twisted individuals.
18:16:10 No.16818597
Michael J. Fox once caused a can of soda to explode in someones face just by handing it to him. Because he has Parkinson's.
18:16:31 No.16818606
Michael J Fox can never play Operation. Because of Parkinsons.
18:17:04 No.16818623
come on please no dont do this stupid shit
18:17:25 No.16818636
You know that scene in BTTF where Michael J Fox is on the stage and he's jumping around with the guitar? It wasn't in the script, he just did it. Because of Parkinsons.
18:17:27 No.16818640
micheal j fox has parkinsons lol
18:17:37 No.16818650
Quick, you gotta go back to the future! 88 miles per hour!!!
18:17:39 No.16818652
Michael J. Fox's cellphone is always on vibrate. Because of Parkinsons.
18:18:06 No.16818674
Michael J Fox doesn't make paintings, he makes Rorschach tests. Because of Parkinsons.
18:18:11 No.16818678
Michael J Fox holds the highscore on DDR. Because of Parkinson's.
>>16818623
GTFO of /b/ NIGGER.
18:18:33 No.16818689
Michael J Fox is really good at sex. Because of Parkinsons.
18:18:56 No.16818702
Michael J Fox beat the world record for DDR while waiting in line for skeetball. Because of Parkinsons.
18:19:01 No.16818707
>>16818650
more like 8.8 miles per hour
18:19:21 No.16818725
Michael J. Fox knows the Mexican Hat Dance. Because of Parkinsons
18:19:24 No.16818728
Michael J Fox can never draw anything epic on an Etch-a-Sketch. Because of Parknison's
18:19:58 No.16818751
Michael J. Fox is now placed on bottles of Yoo Hoo instead of "Shake Well". Because of Parkinsons.
18:20:09 No.16818762
Michael J Fox is no match for furry porn. Because of Parkinson's.
18:20:20 No.16818771
michael j. fox's polaroids develop more quickly, because of parkinsons
18:21:05 No.16818795
Micheal J. Fox needs more jigawatts.
18:21:09 No.16818798
Michael J. Fox r00lz at Morse Code. Because of Parkinson's.
18:21:29 No.16818810
Michael J Fox can't carry nitroglycerin because it would detonate and kill him and everyone nearby. Because of Parkinsons.
18:21:50 No.16818828
this thread is so wrong yet so very very right.
18:21:50 No.16818830
Michael J Fox can make me cum in 35 seconds. Because of Parkinson's.
18:21:50 No.16818831
Michael J. Fox is the only force on Earth that can cancel out an earthquake. Because of Parkinsons.
18:22:20 No.16818849
michael j fox suffers from a degenerative disorder of the central nervous system that often impairs the sufferer's motor skills and speech.
Parkinson's disease belongs to a group of conditions called movement disorders. It is often characterized by muscle rigidity, tremor, a slowing of physical movement (bradykinesia), and in extreme cases, a loss of physical movement (akinesia). The primary symptoms are the results of excessive muscle contraction, normally caused by the insufficient formation and action of dopamine, which is produced in the dopaminergic neurons of the brain. Secondary symptoms may include high level cognitive dysfunction and subtle language problems. PD is both chronic and progressive.
PD is the most common cause of parkinsonism, a group of similar symptoms. PD is also called "primary parkinsonism" or "idiopathic PD" ("idiopathic" meaning of no known cause). While most forms of parkinsonism are idiopathic, there are some cases where the symptoms may result from toxicity, drugs, genetic mutation, head trauma, or other medical disorders.
Because of Parkinson's.
18:22:26 No.16818855
Michael J. Fox is a level of magnitude, listed on the Richter Scale. Because of Parkinsons
18:22:38 No.16818863
Michael J. Fox masturbates often. Because of Parkinsons.
18:22:41 No.16818864
Micahasls J.asd FOxtgsv typesdd thisedzv bercvauews of parkaisdnsonsss
18:22:48 No.16818871
Michael J Fox is unaffected by turbulance on an airplane. Because of Parkinsons.
18:23:13 No.16818891
18:23:35 No.16818904
...sad.
18:23:39 No.16818906
thread fukken saved.
18:23:58 No.16818912
...happy!
18:24:01 No.16818915
You know whose at the door when Michael J. Fox rings. Because of Parkinsons.
18:24:29 No.16818934
Michael J. Fox always talks in Morse Code. Because of Parkinsons.
18:25:02 No.16818950
where we're going, we won't need eyes
18:25:14 No.16818952
Michael J Fox fapped to lolis. Because of Parkinson's
18:25:16 No.16818953
>>16818751
lol
18:25:18 No.16818955
Michael J. Fox can vibrate through solid matter, because of parkinsons
18:26:01 No.16818976
god, you're a faggot.
18:26:07 No.16818980
Miichaeel JjjJ FFffFOX CCcAcnntT TttyyYypPe. Because of Parkinson's.
18:26:15 No.16818982
I went to a hotel and put a quarter in Michael J Fox. Because of Parkinsons
18:26:33 No.16818998
Michael J. Fox ejaculates through solid steel because of Parkinson's.
OH WAIT
18:26:38 No.16819003
Godammit /b/ I haven't laughed this hard in ages! keep it up fags
18:26:44 No.16819007
Michael J. Fox is the only man who can properly do the elecric slide. because of parkinsons
18:26:47 No.16819011
michael j fox once had to be sent to the hospital with deep cuts from a cheese grater. because of parkinsons
18:27:10 No.16819026
Micheal J. Fox is dying. Because of AIDS
18:27:22 No.16819033
Micheal J Fox can stealthily masturbate in plain sight. Because of Parkinsons.
i love this thread SO MUCH
18:27:37 No.16819044
Michael J Fox often dials wrong numbers. Because of Parkinsons.
18:28:01 No.16819050
Michael J. Fox's wife gets earthshattering fingerbangs. Because of Parkinson's.
18:28:12 No.16819052
Michael J Fox was the cause of the epic tidal wave in Africa a few years ago. Because of Parkinsons
18:28:42 No.16819070
Michal J Fox wrote an autobiography called What's Shaking. Because of Parkinsons.
18:29:08 No.16819086
Michael J Fox destroyed the Old Tacoma Narrows bridge. Because of Parkinsons.
18:29:14 No.16819090
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhtYk5crxVY lol
18:29:16 No.16819093
Michael J Fox nods his head even when he disagrees... because of Parkinsons
18:29:23 No.16819098
Micheal J Fox is emilio estevez in mighty ducks
18:29:43 No.16819110
FUCK YOU NIGGER FAGGOT
18:29:51 No.16819113
Michael J. Fox puts too much salt on his food. Because of Parkinson's.
18:29:59 No.16819122
Michael J. Fox cannot be killed by conventional weapons. becasue of parkinson's
18:30:02 No.16819124
Micheal J. Fox can be used as a makeshift Pneumatic Drill if he stands on a sharp rod. Because of Parkinsons.
18:30:42 No.16819155
>>16819026
Only win
18:30:47 No.16819157
>>16818828
this thread is so wrong. fixed
18:31:03 No.16819167
Michael J Fox's shit comes out crimped. Because of Parkinson's.
18:31:27 No.16819180
Michael J Fox is the world's greatest Theremin player. Because of Parkinsons.
18:32:09 No.16819203
Michael J. Fox is the only person who has Parkinsons.
18:32:18 No.16819205
Michael J. Fox can do an amazing impression of the car scene from A Night at the Roxbury. Because of Parkinsons.
18:32:20 No.16819207
Although it is well known that white men cant jump, Michael can. Because of parkinsons.
18:32:49 No.16819223
In Soviet Russia, Parkinsons has been severely debilitated and will probably die quite young. Because of Michael J. Fox.
18:32:54 No.16819227
I LOL'D.
18:33:57 No.16819259
Micheal J. Fox once shook his own baby to death and then back to life, because of Parkinsons.
18:34:18 No.16819271
>>16819122
>Michael J. Fox can be killed by conventional weapons. becasue of parkinson's
Fixed
18:34:19 No.16819272
>>16819223
ohshi-
18:34:20 No.16819273
Michael J Fox is an exceptionally poor marksman. Because of Parkinsons.
18:34:22 No.16819275
>>16819180
okay, that just fucking wins. even though nobody else will ever get it.
18:34:45 No.16819288
Michael J Fox shot The Blair Witch Project. Because of Parkinsons.
18:34:59 No.16819296
Michael J. Fox is a constant source of phonons. Because of Parkinson's.
18:35:04 No.16819301
>>16819096
>>16819101
>>16819112
>>16819169
>>16819208
your point?
18:35:06 No.16819302
Micheal J Fox's controller always has a ruble pack . because of parkinson's
18:35:20 No.16819311
Michael J Fox cannot pet cats without a first aid kit nearby. Because of Parkinsons.
18:36:01 No.16819338
Shake n Bake is just normal baked chicken to Micheal J. Fox. Because he has Parkinson's.
18:36:56 No.16819367
Michael J. Fox fails at Wii. Because of Parkinsons.
18:37:05 No.16819373
>>16819275
lol faggot theremins are actually used in popular music. protip: led zeppelin
18:37:06 No.16819374
Michael J. Fox takes his martinis shaken, not stirred. Whether he likes it or not. Because of Parkinsons.
18:37:27 No.16819381
Micheal J. Fox shakes alot. Because of Parkinsons
18:37:36 No.16819388
>>16819302
>Micheal J Fox's controller doesn't rumble pack . because of parkinson's
18:37:41 No.16819393
He's back from the future? OH SHI-
18:38:08 No.16819402
>>16819338
that is fucking EPIC
18:38:23 No.16819414
Legendary
18:38:35 No.16819421
Someone had better be saving this shit somehow.
18:38:49 No.16819430
>>16819373
Protip: shut the fuck up. Wizard of Oz.
18:39:05 No.16819435
Michal J Fox has an occilation rate of over 9000 movements per second which allows him to occilate against the natural rate of 88 movements per second creating a quantum flux, which is what makes time travel possible. Because of Parkinsons.
18:39:27 No.16819453
Michael J. Fox doesn't need a blender in his house. Because of Parkinsons.
18:39:36 No.16819457
OH LAWD...IS DAT SOME GOOD /B/?
18:39:44 No.16819462
I can beat Michael J Fox at Excite Truck. Because of Parkinsons.
18:39:51 No.16819467
>>16819393
LOL
18:39:58 No.16819472
Michael J Fox secretly does all the riffs for DragonForce. Because of Parkinson's.
18:40:06 No.16819481
A T-Rex could easily spot Micheal J. Fox. Because of Parkinsons.
18:41:04 No.16819519
Michael J. Fox owned a pet hamster. It lasted one day. Because of Parkinsons.
18:41:05 No.16819522
It is silent around Michael J Fox because he cancels out nearby soundwaves... because of Parkinsons.
18:41:29 No.16819528
Michael J Fox always has diarrhea
18:41:44 No.16819536
Micheal J. Fox lost his job as a waiter. Because of Parkinsons, and for having his shirt untucked.
18:42:07 No.16819555
Michael J Fox can't play pin the tail on the donkey because of parkinsons.
18:42:11 No.16819559
Michael J Fox died. Beacuse of Parkinsons.
18:42:27 No.16819567
Micheal J. Fox can never fulfull his dreams of becoming a tight rope walker. Because of Parkinsons.
18:42:46 No.16819584
>>16819559
good night sweet prince
18:42:52 No.16819589
Michael J Fox never eats soup. Because of Parkinsons.
18:43:01 No.16819594
>>16819481
oh man
18:43:12 No.16819599
>>16819559
Good night, sweet prince.
18:43:15 No.16819604
OH LAWD IS DIS SOME WIN IN /b/?
18:43:27 No.16819612
Michael J. Fox can say candlejack without getting kiddnapped. Because he has Parkin-
18:43:31 No.16819614
Micheal J. Fox is a winner in bed. Because of Parkinsons.
18:43:38 No.16819618
Micheal J. Fox can put his hand deep into the sand of a californian creek and pull out a nugget of gold. Because he has Parkinson's.
18:44:01 No.16819632
It amazes me how many people don't know how to spell Michael. Several wins in thread so far though.
18:44:09 No.16819639
Michael J. Fox, can nevar act ever CAUSE OF PARKIANS
18:44:09 No.16819640
>>16819559
win
18:44:10 No.16819641
Michael J Fox cannot pass through an intricate deadly laser grid. Because of Parkinson's.
18:44:14 No.16819643
Michael J Fox can outbox Chuck Norris Because of Parkinson's
18:44:32 No.16819655
Michael J Fox is the best dancer at every rave party. Because of Parkinsons.
18:44:54 No.16819672
Michael J. Fox can't hold a pencil with his teeth because of Parkinson's.
18:45:14 No.16819689
Michael J Fox wins every time at Hungry Hungry Hippos. Because of... you know.
18:45:57 No.16819713
Michael J. Fox can do a barrel roll without pressing any buttons. Because of Parkinsons.
18:46:02 No.16819717
Michael J. Fox is a STUPID DUMB-DUMB HEAD!!!!! because of Parkinson's.
18:46:22 No.16819725
>>16819367
lmao
18:46:32 No.16819733
this thread is saved
18:46:42 No.16819736
Michael J Fox could never pass a lie detector test. Because of Parkinsons.
18:46:59 No.16819744
Michael J. Fox's pedometer number is rapidly increasing. Because of Parkinsons.
18:47:06 No.16819755
Michael J. Fox changes TV channels faster than the speed of light. Because of Parkinson's.
18:47:06 No.16819756
Michael J Fox always appears terribly cold. Because of Parkinson's.
18:47:21 No.16819767
For Michael J. Fox, even an ordinary toothbrush is a high-tech electric one. Because of Parkinsons.
18:47:47 No.16819789
Michael J Fox is a potential marketable sex toy Because of Parkinsons
18:48:11 No.16819803
Michael J. Fox shakes around a whole lot. Because of Parkinson's.
18:48:32 No.16819820
michael j fox will die young. because of parkinsons
18:48:42 No.16819828
Michael J. Fox loves Shakey's Pizza. Because of Parkinson's.
18:49:28 No.16819868
Michael J Fox makes his martinis shaken, not stirred.. Because of Parkinsons.
18:49:35 No.16819875
Michael J. Fox fears dentist visits. Because of Parkinsons.
18:49:35 No.16819876
<br /> >>16819259<br /> >>16819311<br /> >>16819374<br /> >>16819381<br />
I lol'd. You are all amazing.
18:49:45 No.16819880
michael j fox can't use a computer. because of parkinsons
18:50:03 No.16819894
Michael J Fox is a werewolf. Thanks to Parkinson's.
18:50:38 No.16819915
Michael J. Fox's kinetic watch will always keep going. Because of Parkinsons.
18:50:41 No.16819916
<br /> >>16819522<br /> >>16819589<br /> >>16819641<br /> >>16819223<br />
Fucking epic win
18:50:57 No.16819926
Michael J. Fox can SHAKE IT
SHAKE IT
SHAKE IT
SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE
because of Parkinson's
18:51:09 No.16819936
Michael J. Fox will never become an astronaut because of Parkinson's...
18:51:12 No.16819938
If Michael J. Fox is holding a mobile phone and it vibrates, the phone will explode. Because of Parkinson's
18:52:01 No.16819976
Michael J. Fox makes a mean martini. Because of Parkinson's.
18:52:04 No.16819979
In Soviet Union, Parkinson's has Michael J. Fox. Because of Michael J. Fox.
18:52:12 No.16819986
is michael j fox a meme? because of parkinsons
18:52:21 No.16819994
>>16819926
Wow, mega fail.
18:52:24 No.16819997
Michael J. Fox can dance to music by Autechre. Because of Parkinson's
18:52:35 No.16820010
>>16819926
Michael J. Fox writes better jokes than this. Because of Parkinsons.
18:52:40 No.16820013
michael j fox gesticulates a lot. because of parkinson's
18:53:06 No.16820030
iuuuooII Hhavve uu knoww thattt asss Mciihall J Ffooxxx i cannn sue e ur aass foorrr makkning fufnn of mee >>;((
18:53:15 No.16820039
Michael J. Fox can't play wii...because of Parkinsons
18:53:19 No.16820044
Michael J Fox can never properly use a Sniper Rifle. Because of Parkinsons.
18:53:32 No.16820056
Michael J. Fox doesn't need an electric carver. Because of Parkinson's
18:53:40 No.16820063
Michael J Fox cannot cross a rope bridge. Becaue of Parkinson's.
18:53:42 No.16820064
Michael J. Fox swallows pills every 6 hours. Because of Parkinsons.
18:54:00 No.16820077
Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali would make epic bobbleheads. I wish I could buy them.
18:54:01 No.16820078
Michael J. Fox is afraid of flossing...Because of Parkinson's.
18:54:21 No.16820097
Michael J Fox has destroyed his nasel septum - but not because of cocaine abuse - just by the very act of hunting for boogers. Because of Parkinsons.
18:54:23 No.16820099
Michael J Fox is monster in bed, because of parkinson
18:54:44 No.16820109
Michael J. Fox is a font of static electricity when he walks on carpet. Because of Parkinson's.
18:54:47 No.16820113
Michael J Fox can't thread a needle Because of Parkinsons
18:55:08 No.16820124
Michael J Fox Can never reclaim his throne of World Jenga Champion. Because of Parkinsons
18:55:15 No.16820127
Michael J. Fox cannot whistle for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh", and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought man forget it yo homes to Bel-Air
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'yo homes smell ya later'
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
Because of Parkinson's.
18:55:23 No.16820133
michael j fox shook the shit out of chuck norris. because he has parkinsons's
18:55:38 No.16820144
Michael J Fox was the inspiration for Tickle Me Elmo. Because of Parkinson's.
18:55:50 No.16820152
This thread is not deemed AMAZING. 2mil GET
18:56:12 No.16820171
Michael J. Fox's Discman always skips. Because of Parkinson's.
18:56:23 No.16820178
>>16818511
Does no one else see a resemblence between him and Richard C Mongler?
18:56:37 No.16820187
If Michael J Fox was shivering from the cold, you'd never notice. Because of Parkinsons.
18:56:39 No.16820188
Michael J Fox never dares clean out his ears. Because of Parkinson's.
18:56:46 No.16820191
Michael J. Fox can never scratch something from his eye. Because of Parkinson's.
18:56:47 No.16820192
>>16820124
We have a winner
>>16820133
Get out
18:57:02 No.16820204
Michael J. Fox is always signing his signature. Because of Parkinsons.
18:57:17 No.16820214
Michael J. Fox wishes he didn't have Parkinsons. Because he has Parkinsons.
18:57:20 No.16820220
Michael J Fox gives REALLY good hand-jobs. Because of Parkinson's.
18:57:28 No.16820222
>>16818950
Where we're going, we won't need roads
18:57:45 No.16820232
Michael J. Fox can't use a hammer. Because of Parkinson's.
18:57:59 No.16820246
Michael J. Fox sticks it in her pooper. Because of Parkinson's.
18:58:08 No.16820257
michael j fox's bathtub is a jacuzzi because of parkinsons
18:58:11 No.16820258
I can't get a clear look to check. Because of parksinsons.
18:58:17 No.16820264
>>16820127
Was never funny. Never will be.
18:58:36 No.16820281
Michael J. Fox always overfeeds his goldfish. Because of Parkinson's.
18:58:50 No.16820296
Michael J Fox is buying 4chan. Because of Parkinsons.
18:58:52 No.16820298
Michael J. Fox is invincible with a knife. Because of Parkinson's.
18:59:04 No.16820307
when he sees an agent, he doesn't do what everyone else does. he doesn't run. because of parkinsons.
18:59:18 No.16820314
Michael J. Fox is an electric hammer. Because of Parkinson's.
18:59:41 No.16820325
>>16819986
lol
18:59:46 No.16820330
Michael J. Fox says desu alot. Because he has Parkinson's.
18:59:47 No.16820331
Michael J Fox will never hit the Dove and win an iPod. Because of Parkinson's.
18:59:49 No.16820333
<br /> >>16818751<br /> >>16818771<br /> >>16818831<br /> >>16818855<br /> >>16818864<br /> >>16818871<br /> >>16818934<br /> >>16818955<br /> >>16818982<br /> >>16819007<br /> >>16819050<br /> >>16819070<br /> >>16819093<br /> >>16819223<br /> >>16819259<br />
this thread is epic win, because of parkinsons
18:59:50 No.16820335
>>16820178
I can't get a clear look to check. Because of parksinsons.
18:59:52 No.16820337
Michael J. Fox cannot make a soufflé. Because of Parkinson's.
19:00:12 No.16820353
Michael J. Fox burns calories five times faster than the normal human. Because of Parkinsons.
19:00:17 No.16820357
>>16820192
no u
19:00:31 No.16820368
Michael J Fox can't remember what the "J" in his name stands for. Because of Parkinsons.
19:00:56 No.16820381
Michael J. Fox is still a better driver than any woman. Because of Parkinsons.
19:01:01 No.16820384
Michael J Fox never tries to shave his balls. Because of Parkinson's.
19:01:09 No.16820390
Michael J. Fox can't stop when it's hammertime. Because of Parkinson's.
19:01:12 No.16820391
Michael J Fox has 0 dollars in his bank accounts because he cannot properly endorse his checks. Because of Parkinsons.
19:01:30 No.16820410
michael j. fox was the fastest rapist in the land, because of parkinsons.
19:01:48 No.16820424
Qwik, needz moar combo breaking. OSHI
19:01:59 No.16820434
>>16820039
already done. if you're going to post, read the thread first.
19:02:01 No.16820437
man...i hate you guys...b/c im laughing my ass off yet im pissed...its funny, but i think MJF is a good actor and i hold an amount of respect for him...but its still so damn funny
19:02:07 No.16820441
Michael J. Fox is really good at imitating a guy in an electric chair when playing charades. Because of Parkinsons.
19:02:23 No.16820450
Michael J Fox's favorite pizza place is Shakey's. Because of Parkinson's.
19:02:49 No.16820471
If you feed Michael J. Fox gin, vermouth, and an olive, he pisses out a martini. Because of Parkinsons.
19:03:16 No.16820493
Michael J. Fox has a -1 charge. Because of Parkinson's.
19:03:17 No.16820497
Michael J. Fox once divided by zero. Now he has Parkinson's.
19:03:19 No.16820501
ooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrggggggaaaaaaaasssssmmmmmm
19:03:25 No.16820503
Michael J Fox is the subject of an epic thread on /b/. Because of Parkinsons.
19:04:26 No.16820545
Michael J. Fox, is a champion at craps. Because of Parkinson's.
19:04:59 No.16820566
Michael J. Fox has yet to win a game of knife roulette. Because of Parkinsons.
19:05:34 No.16820590
this topic embodies everything I love about /b/
19:05:54 No.16820607
michael j fox would be sterilized by hitler. because of parkinsons
19:06:58 No.16820652
>>16820623
<br /> EPIC EPIC EPIC WIN!<br /> EPIC EPIC EPIC WIN!<br /> EPIC EPIC EPIC WIN!<br /> EPIC EPIC EPIC WIN!<br />
19:07:17 No.16820667
michael j. fox travels through time because of 1.21 jiggaparkinsons
19:07:23 No.16820671
>>16820529
stephen hawking is relevant, even though he has Lou Gehrig's disease. because of parkinson's
19:07:27 No.16820675
Michael J. Fox does not post to 4chan. Because of Parkinsons.
19:07:54 No.16820689
When Michael J Fox plays pictionary, all of his clues are scribbles. Because of Parkinsons.
19:08:17 No.16820704
>>16819997 Win x2
19:08:18 No.16820706
>>16820623
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL WIN!
19:08:23 No.16820709
STICKY THIS
19:08:36 No.16820719
Bells ring whenever Michael J. Fox comes by... because of Parkinsons
19:08:44 No.16820725
>>16818511
Richard C Mongler = Michael J Fox. Because of Parkinson's.
19:09:01 No.16820734
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19:09:24 No.16820743
Michael J. Fox is never called Michael Fox. Because of Parkinson's.
19:09:25 No.16820745
Michael J Fox saves thousands by not buying towels. Because of Parkinsons.
19:09:27 No.16820747
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19:09:30 No.16820750
Michael J. Fox plays the maracas better than any other human being on the planet. because of parkinsons
19:09:39 No.16820753
>>16820623
Infinity internets for you
19:10:30 No.16820772
Michael J Fox gets made fun of on /b/. Because of parkinsons
19:11:04 No.16820787
michael j. fox has proven the female orgasm. because of parkinsons
19:11:16 No.16820796
>>16819367
>Michael Fox OWNZORZ at Wii. Because he has Parkinson's.
fixed
19:11:18 No.16820799
>>16820623
winrar
19:11:52 No.16820822
Michael J. Fox broke his TV with a Wiimote. Because of Parkinsons.
19:11:54 No.16820823
michael j fox is tap dancing queen. because of lessons
19:12:44 No.16820846
>>16820747
You should know by now that cool threads such as this never get stickied. Because of Parkinsons.
19:14:01 No.16820896
michael j fox is a faggot
19:14:03 No.16820897
Michael J. Fox can't play Pokemon pinball. Because he has Parkinson's.
19:14:14 No.16820903
Michael J. Fox is going to die. Because he has Parkinson's
19:14:22 No.16820911
>>16820623
holy epic win
19:14:27 No.16820917
>>16820799
>>16820753
>>16820652
>>16820706
Same person. STFU. Not funny. Because of parkinsons.
19:14:32 No.16820921
this thread makes me lol because of michael j fox's parkinsons
19:14:45 No.16820928
>>16820823
LOL
19:15:29 No.16820943
Michael J Fox color in the lines. Because of Parkinsons.
19:15:42 No.16820949
Micheal J. Fox once shook his baby to death, and then back to life. Because of Parkinsons.
19:16:21 No.16820966
>>16820917
dont forget about
>>16820911
19:16:44 No.16820971
This thread makes me jiggle all over the place.
19:16:52 No.16820973
>>16820725
DOES NO ONE ELSE SEE IT?!?!1
19:18:02 No.16820998
>>16820943
Michael J Fox can't color in the lines.*** Because of Parkinsons.
19:18:17 No.16821009
Altough, Michael J. Fox can fight with Muhammad Ali. Because of Parkinsons.
19:19:00 No.16821039
>>16820529
HOLY FUCKING FAIL! Did you post him thinking he had Parkinson's disease???
WOW FUCKING MONSTER FAIL. HE HAS MND, aka Lou Gehrig's disease you dumb fuck, (enjoy Lea Thompsons hot bewbs just for the hell of it)
19:19:07 No.16821042
When Michael J. Fox sees it, he will NOT shit bricks. Because of Parkinson's.
19:19:30 No.16821055
f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5. because of parkinson's.
19:20:05 No.16821082
Ggguysys dodnntt mamemakke funnunn offf mewee beecaasussue IIIh haaveve parrkrrinssonss.
19:20:17 No.16821089
Michael J. Fox is hot. And even hotter because of Parkinson's.
19:20:26 No.16821095
Michael J. Fox enjoys making himself a cup of chocolate milk every morning for breakfast. Because of Parkinsons.
19:20:44 No.16821104
Michael J. Fox has trouble sitting still when he is being interviewed. Because of Michael Parkinson.
19:21:36 No.16821134
>>16821082
win
19:21:41 No.16821140
HEY THIS SHIT ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY, MY BROTHER DIED THAT WAY. Becuse he has Parkinson's.
19:21:49 No.16821148
michael j fox couldn't go all the way with is mom. because he has parkinsons
19:22:11 No.16821159
Michael J Fox is really good at fingering people because he has parkinsons
19:22:25 No.16821171
The Sharingan eye cannot copy Michael J. Fox's moves. Because of Parkinsons.
19:22:53 No.16821189
Michael J Fox orgasms every time he goes to the bathroom...because of...
19:24:12 No.16821239
>>16821140
I lol'd
19:24:12 No.16821240
Fuck I failed:
<br /> Status: Looking for a guide ...<br /> Status: Connected to guide: JeannieR<br /> JeannieR: Welcome to ChaCha!<br /> JeannieR: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.<br /> You: Hello<br /> JeannieR: Just a moment please while I look this up for you<br /> You: Remember The Frighteners? I heard they made one after that movie<br /> You: Michael J. Fox burns calories five times faster than the normal human.<br /> JeannieR: Are these results sufficient?<br /> You: Are any of them a bobble head of Mr. Fox?<br /> JeannieR: You would have to go through the sites to check. When I typed in the query this is what came up<br /> You: but I can type in queries... T_T<br /> JeannieR: Thank you for using ChaCha!<br /> Status: Session ended.<br />
19:24:20 No.16821243
Michael J. Fox is no longer allowed to bring sodas to parties. Because of Parkinsons.
19:24:26 No.16821245
When Michael J. Fox hands you a christmas present you need not shake it, because of parkinson's
19:26:21 No.16821316
In before Daniel Boone
19:26:28 No.16821321
>>16821082
dammit shut up we know its not him. fuck.
19:26:48 No.16821332
Micheal J Fox one the dancing competition, because of Parkinsons.
19:28:20 No.16821389
Michael J. Fox is legally restricted from owning, firing, or even holding a firearm. Because of Parkinsons.
19:28:25 No.16821393
Michael J Fox is good @ morrocas. Because of Mexicans.
19:29:20 No.16821427
Michael J Fox unintentionally voted for GW Bush in the 2002 election, because of Parkinson's
19:30:01 No.16821452
>>16821148
thread started failing right about here when the 12 year olds came in...
19:31:31 No.16821498
The J. in Michael J. Fox's names stand for Jiggles. His full name is Michael Jiggles Fox. Many foxes have died this way. Because of yiff.
19:31:51 No.16821509
Micheal J. Fox hover board in Back to the Future was not actually special effects, the speed of his body vibrations kept an anti-gravity field around the board. Because of Parkinsons.
19:32:05 No.16821520
Michael J Fox can't win at video games. Because he is not good at them.
19:33:29 No.16821565
>>16821427
what?
19:33:56 No.16821577
Michael J. Fox will never play Mary had a Little Lamb on the Piano. Because of Parkinsons.
19:34:24 No.16821596
Michael J Fox isn't allowed to operate a motor vehicle. Because of epilepsy.
19:34:52 No.16821616
Michael J Fox rocks. Because of Parkinson's.
19:35:06 No.16821625
Michael J Fox got banned from 4CHAN for typing like this ihsdoisabhdflasbdfvadbvpibdgv....Because of Parkinsons.
19:37:29 No.16821691
michael J. Fox was imediatly hired at Steak n' shake, because he has parkinson's
19:37:30 No.16821692
Michael J. Fox's final movie role will be the lead in "Shakes the Clown 2". Because of Parkinson's.
19:38:12 No.16821716
michael J. Fox no longer sees the point of milkshakes, because of parkinson's
19:39:05 No.16821750
Michael J Fox is very good at working on intricate machinery because of his stable dexterous hands.
19:42:30 No.16821874
Michael J. Fox enjoys S&M. Because he has Parkinson's.
19:43:36 No.16821918
Michael J Fox eats at Burger King every day, just to stay at an average weight level. Because of Parkinsons.
19:44:24 No.16821946
Michael J. Fox can't dress himself. Because he has Parkinson's.
19:44:52 No.16821975
Michael J. Fox always wins every silent auction. Because of Parkinsons.
19:45:17 No.16821995
Michael J Fox once played a youg republican on tv. This is why he got Parkinson's.
19:45:46 No.16822016
Is it lupis?
19:46:33 No.16822040
>>16821874
You Combo Breaking son of a bitch...
19:46:40 No.16822045
Michael J. Fox once explored the San Andreas fault and caused the great San Francisco Earthquake. Because of Parkinson's.
19:47:52 No.16822108
Michael J. Fox has a problem with shaving. Because of Parkinsons.
19:49:36 No.16822181
>>16822016
Michael J. Fox fukken saved. Because of Parkinsons.
19:50:45 No.16822221
Michael J Fox shook pointed his finger and shook violently at this thread. Because of Parkinson's.
19:50:58 No.16822230
Michael J Fox pops his bottles without unwrapping them. Because of Parkinsons.
19:51:50 No.16822270
Michael J. Fox turns the volume up too much. Becuase of Parkinsons.
19:51:55 No.16822276
Michael J. Fox came, because of parkinsons
19:53:39 No.16822331
Michael J Fox rocks.
19:55:06 No.16822371
Whenever Michael J. Fox tries to give someone a high five, he shakes hands. Because of Parkinsons.
19:55:15 No.16822380
Michael J. Fox can give one grate back rub, but not to rush limbaugh. Because of Parkinsons
19:56:40 No.16822436
Michael J Fox can start a fire in seconds using sticks because of Parkinsons
19:57:21 No.16822456
Michael J. Fox is being used by the democrats. Because of Parkinsons.
20:00:31 No.16822581
Michael J. Fox wrote the song "Shake it up!" in Scarface. Because of Parkinsons.
20:00:51 No.16822588
Michael J. Fox once tried to put an end to his misery, but emptied the clip before he could get the gun to his head. Because of Parkinson's.
20:02:19 No.16822629
Micheal J. Fox cannot use a Steady Cam, because of Parkinson's.
20:03:02 No.16822648
HAY GUYS WHUTS GOIN' ON
20:03:10 No.16822655
/b/cause of parkinson's
20:03:57 No.16822682
I hired Michale J. Fox to be a DJ at my party because he is the mix master. Becuase of parkinsons.
20:05:39 No.16822733
Michael J. Fox cannot cut his own hair. Because of Parkinsons.
20:05:47 No.16822738
Michael J Fox is cooks a great breakfast, but I don't care for his scrambled eggs: too fluffy. Because of Parkinsons.
20:07:35 No.16822788
Michael J. Fox tried to sticky this thread with a thumbtack, but failed. Because of Parkinsons.
20:08:44 No.16822829
When Michael J. Fox tries to shine an apple on his shirt, all thats left is the half he held onto. Becuase of parkinsons.
20:09:23 No.16822852
Parkinson's. Serious Business.
20:15:51 No.16823056
This thread died. Because of Parkinson's.
20:17:31 No.16823121
Michael J Fox, cannot drink soda from a can. Because of parkinson's
20:19:26 No.16823195
Richard D. James of Aphex Twin wanted his Electric keyboard autographed by Micheal J. Fox, subsequently finding a new style of music. and didn't feel bad stealing the idea. Because of parkinson's.
20:21:29 No.16823284
Michael J. Fox killed a man. With a trident. Because of Parkinson's.
20:22:00 No.16823308
saged. because of fail.
20:23:45 No.16823385
>>16823284
this thread is officially fucked
20:24:41 No.16823430
no moar
20:25:11 No.16823449
When Michael J Fox and his wife were having sex they changed positions and she bent over the couch so he could enter her from behind, doggy style. As he guided his throbbing member into her moist pussy, he accidentally stuck it in her pooper. Because of Parkinsons. Yeah, right.
20:25:12 No.16823450
Michael J. Fox once knocked out Wladimir and Vitali Klitschko. Because of Parkinson's.
20:25:43 No.16823474
Michael J. Fox turns every dance into a Mosh Pit. Because of Parkinsons.
20:26:54 No.16823528
>>16821427
Michael J Fox tried to vote for a president during the 2002 midterm election? Because of Parkinsons.
20:27:31 No.16823550
House: it's not Parkinsons. The symptoms don't fit.
20:28:16 No.16823582
Michael J Fox's PS3 controller still has rumble. Because he has Parkinsons.
20:28:40 No.16823604
WIN
20:32:16 No.16823763
Michael J Fox gets fly aways in Duck Hunt. Because of Parkinsons.
20:33:02 No.16823801
Michael J Fox said, "Fuck this goddamn fucking disease!" Because of tourette's.
20:34:04 No.16823851
I DEMAND A STICKY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:34:41 No.16823884
Michael J. Fox hates Jesus. Because of Parkinson's.
20:36:36 No.16823957
JESUS FUCK THIS WINS
20:37:34 No.16823998
Michael J. Fox got Parkinsons. Because he's a jew.
20:41:10 No.16824153
Michael J. Fox can't hold his infant son. Thanks to Parkinson's.
20:41:45 No.16824184
Charlie Sheen replaced Michael J Fox on Spin City and now has a successful TV career earning over $350,000 per episode of Two and a Half Men. Because of Parkinson's.
20:42:57 No.16824227
Michael J. Fox meant to hand Nicole Brown Simpson a knife, but ended up stabbing her and then blaming O.J. Because of Parkinson's.
20:46:51 No.16824397
Michael J. Fox cant play Janga. because of parkinsons
20:48:21 No.16824466
parkinsons
20:50:16 No.16824559
Michael J. Fox shits lightning bolts. Because of Parkinsons.
20:50:21 No.16824563
Michael J. Fox has to pee in the bathtub. Because of Parkinson's.
20:51:30 No.16824595
>>16819275
I get it nub, Stop pretending your smart.
20:51:45 No.16824609
Michael J Fox can't be cured of Parkinson's. Because of Christians
20:52:47 No.16824659
this whole thread is one person
20:53:35 No.16824692
Michael J. Fox has Parkinsons. Because of Parkinsons.
20:55:09 No.16824733
>>16823703
OH GOD I LAUGHED SO HARD
20:55:11 No.16824737
Micheal J Fox drew the Mona Lisa on his back with shit because of parkinson's
20:57:25 No.16824813
sticky this
21:01:32 No.16824964
>>16824737
Wiping his ass I presume? I lol'd.
21:05:16 No.16825131
this thread is made of win
21:06:54 No.16825202
Michael J. fox has Parkinson's because of time travel.
21:10:52 No.16825354
Micheal J. Fox always has a progressive knife. Because of Parkinson's.
21:11:18 No.16825368
Michael J Fox can beat that part on Metal Gear Solid where snake gets tortured. Because of Parkinson's
21:13:30 No.16825449
Michael J. Fox doesn't know when someone calls him if his phone is on vibrate. Because of Parkinson's.
21:22:06 No.16825766
>>16819288
Fucking nice man.
21:28:00 No.16825893
Michael J Fox's fingers traveled back to the future when changing the channel. Because of Parkinson's.
21:28:48 No.16825926
Michael J. Fox cannot shotgun a beer as he always stabs himself in the hand. Because of Parkinsons.
21:31:03 No.16826007
Michael J Fox is considered one of the best tambourine players. Because of Parkinson's.
21:33:20 No.16826086
Michael J. Fox once tried to a man a high-five and ended up decipating him. Because of Parkinsons
21:35:26 No.16826181
>>16819301
Lurk moar.
when micheal j fox takes a piss at a urinal it looks like he's jerking off. because of parkinson's
21:37:26 No.16826271
Pool closed. Due to Parkinson's.
21:38:09 No.16826302
micheal j fox lacks dopamine, because of parkinsons
21:40:23 No.16826409
what
21:42:11 No.16826493
Pool closed. Due to Parkinson's.
21:44:02 No.16826585
Micheal J. Fox was always moving around constantly in the 2 episodes of Scurbs he guest starred in to cover up his Parkinsons. Because of Parkinsons.
Michael J. Fox does the best jazz hands. Because of Parkinsons.
21:49:35 No.16826836
>>16823582
I was waiting for someone to say that.
21:51:20 No.16826915
Michael J Fox has parkisons
21:54:47 No.16827083
>>16826660
has AIDS
21:57:21 No.16827192
Michael J Fox is the world's best Pocket Pikachu owner. Because of Parkinson's.
22:16:31 No.16828072
whate
22:17:42 No.16828135
>>16818678
That's racist
22:25:30 No.16828504
PENIS
22:33:44 No.16828864
Michael J. Fox does the Harlem Shuffle better than any nigger. Because of Parkinson's.
22:42:12 No.16829210
Bump for gr8 justiss
22:42:44 No.16829232
Michael J. Fox does the crip walk wherever he goes. Because he's a nigger. I mean, because of Parkinson's.
22:48:16 No.16829480
Michael J. Fox can see hummingbird wings. Because of Parkinson's.
22:50:39 No.16829575
Michael J. Fox doesn't have bad taste in women he just can't do any better these days. Because of Parkinsons
22:53:38 No.16829711
Michael J Fox creates his own AT field when walking on a carpet. Because of Parkinson's.
22:53:57 No.16829724
When watching movies with friends Michael J Fox is not allowed to hold the popcorn, or enjoy any of it for that matter. Because of Parkinsons
22:57:21 No.16829866
Michael J Fox can't conduct a symphony orchestra. Because of Parkinsons
23:00:06 No.16829990
>>16829866
End symphonic discrimination NOW!
>>16820607
I invoke Rule 3.4
23:00:35 No.16830011
Michael J Fox's ipod always skips. Because of Parkinson's
23:01:56 No.16830066
Michael J. Fox can't stuff manicotti. Because of Parkinsons
23:04:25 No.16830168
Michael J. Fox has never lost at Track and Field on NES. Because of Parkinson's.
23:05:14 No.16830203
Michael J. Fox can't eat flaky french pastries without getting it all over his lap and nearby onlookers. Because of Parkinsons
23:05:25 No.16830216
goodnight sweet prince
23:06:58 No.16830277
This thread is epic legendary win. Because of Parkinson's.
23:07:21 No.16830297
When Michael J. Fox cooks, he doesn't need an electric mixer, because of parkinsons.
23:07:33 No.16830300
Michael J. Fox will never gather any moss. Because of Parkinsons
