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Talk:BitingBeaver/RapeChecklist

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52. If you look at a woman without asking, it's rape.

53. If you think about having sex with a woman, you just raped her.

54. RAPE.

55. If you're a man you're a rapist, therefore it doesn't matter if you get raped.

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Does this checklist apply to fags, too? If so, I raped every faggot I've ever been with --ThatHippyMan 05:37, 9 August 2007 (CDT)

I think pretending to be of the opposite sex and not telling ur partner should count as rape. :)

I call bs on 29

You have a right to consummate the marriage. She's totally asking for it! Now to find a way to extract those lulz... IdiftlNorCal 00:21, 18 February 2008 (CST)


Whores 101

42. If she's a prostitute and she says "No" then you're a rapist.

Now is this before or after you've paid? Cause if you've already paid nothing can be rape. Its simply a business transaction. --Angelis 22:26, 25 February 2008 (CST)

Wouldn't that just be theft of services if you raped a hooker? Far2 15:07, 26 September 2008 (CDT)

Surprise

If you say surprise first, you can totally ignore all the other parts of the list, because it's okay to rape if you say surprise first. Nillerzzzz 23:48, 20 May 2008 (CDT)

Men

You should just basically say "if you're a man, you're a rapist". That would sum up your whole list. And be that as it may if you're a stripper/prostitute/normal woman and if you are leading the man on, yes, he is a rapist but it really wasn't completely his fault either.

Hey, what about the women that rape other women? And even though it rarely happens (but it DOES), the women that rape men? Seriously.--Francie 16:41, 13 June 2008 (CDT)

Guys...

I think I'm a rapist D: --Poobz 18:58, 31 July 2008 (CDT)

Invoking The Legion

Guys...

Can we sick An0n on her?

Please?

_;

--AlphaFactor 14:40, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

I'd like to launch an assault too but we must bide our time until moar people see what kind of a fucking bitch she is. And on a personal note, if you pay her mortgage and generally support her and she doesn't offer it, she's a fucking parasite, and you should get rid of her. CapsLockAssault 21:03, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

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