Talk:Dave Kelly
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what is this dick-suckery? Noone 23:09, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
- Was him being a furfag and an unfunny flash animator not enough? --Jawsome 02:00, 30 October 2006 (UTC)
- I was talking about the hero-worshipping, not the article's existence. DK was never very funny and everybody already knew he was a furry. Living in Greytown was full of furry shit. Moar flaming plz. And put up those pics, if he sees them he'll have a hissy fit Noone 09:50, 30 October 2006 (UTC)
- K, Ill think about re-writing the intro ( okay, I admit it was a bit worshipping, the way he riles up webcomic fanboy fucktards is hilarious ). As for the art, you think I would actually D/L that furry shit to my HD? Shit son! anyways, find a /b/tard furry who has it, because I certanly don't. --Jawsome 03:13, 31 October 2006 (UTC)
- I was talking about the hero-worshipping, not the article's existence. DK was never very funny and everybody already knew he was a furry. Living in Greytown was full of furry shit. Moar flaming plz. And put up those pics, if he sees them he'll have a hissy fit Noone 09:50, 30 October 2006 (UTC)
HEY YOU GUYS CHECK IT OUT
http://www.lotlot.net/x/davekelly/
This is awesome and can be made much better. We need to dig up more dirt on Kelly, and post more of the pics in the gallery (I'm way too lazy). Was he furious over those pictures? He supposedly contacted loads of furries making sure they destroyed all the porn he sent them JigglyPuff 03:14, 7 January 2007 (UTC)
While he did draw those pictures, those photographs of a guy in glasses are probably not him.
All the pictures of the guy in glasses are him. Here's what happened: on july 21, 2004, a disgruntled furry friend of his who was on his sekrat livejournal friends list got butthurt by him somehow and came into #safurs irc and was like "hay guys check these pictures of shmorky out". The RL pictures were all hosted on his website, at www.shmorky.com/davesbody. The artwork and whatnot was taken off his livejournal. After being thoroughly archived, passed around and laughed at, I IMed Dave to see how he'd react since all the art and pictures had already made their way all over the internet by that point. He freaked out and thought his site had been hacked, the directory vanished from his site moments later.
I tell him and the results are quite amusing.
[02:57] dave: WHAYT TTHE FU
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[02:57] cavedeli: How
[02:57] cavedeli: That's like hacking
[02:57] cavedeli: There's no other way
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[02:59] cavedeli: I don't want people to see those
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[03:00] cavedeli: I made stuff for commissions and that's pretty much it I don't want gross people to look at my stuff because they'll want to fuck me and rape me and think I'm into roleplaying
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etc
He spent some hours trying to play it off as commission artwork / not pictures of him but w/e. I think it's funny because it was actually furries who were the source of the leak, and these days he tries to tell people the photos aren't even him. He'd be a lot less of a butthurt furfag if he'd just say "yeah I did all that, so?" but he can't for some reason. Squnq 13:54, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
