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NET AUTHORITY IS DEAD
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Lolwut?

"Example #2: Children's Dinosaur Stories. You might think that a site that contains stories about dinosaurs for children would be innocent—but let's stop and think about that for a moment. If you read the bible (you should, it's great!) you know that dinosaurs never actually existed, and that God put those fossils and bones there to test our faith in Him. While the stories themselves may not contain any offensive material, the simple fact that they are about dinosaurs may cause a child to question his faith in the one true God. By blaspheming, this site is in violation of the Internet Acceptable Use Policy and should be added to our database." -Net Authority I loled. This website is looking faker and faker by the minute, and this particular paragraph was quite lulzworthy. Someone fit in the article. --Tuatara 21:45, 23 June 2007 (CDT)

What the SHIT?

This site is just unbelieveable. 4chan and Tubgirl I can understand, but fucking CBEEBIES? Yeah, sites that 2 year olds go on absolutely teem with pornography and blasphemic material, and so does Nick Jr and the Wiggles. Someone's putting those up for the lulz amirite? --British Fucktard Extrordinaire 07:06, 22 June 2007 (CDT)

You're all fucking retarded

You know this is fake, right?

Click here

  • faps proudly!*

Coffee 11:44, 22 June 2007 (CDT)

Yeah, but check out the comments...wow. 4chan's comments alone were worth looking at...they angered the anons...

  • Oh right...but still, it made me lol like there's no tomorrow!

haha

  • As I was gonna say, obviously a hoax. I can't believe you faggots fell for it and trolled it. Also Linuxbeak fell for it. LULZ. Lupus Dupus 20:41, 28 June 2007 (CDT)
    • I posted the Alex Schenk comment YHBT. --Lateral 20:28, 1 July 2007 (CDT)
  • Some fell for it. Admittedly, even I was a bit convinced at first. However, one can't say it has been "trolled". Pretty much, that's what it was set up for. --Blu Aardvark 20:43, 28 June 2007 (CDT)

get over it

great now we finally have a ceasefire lets make artikle about this rudy wacko and his site projects, that site is my lol of the yaearz

Spoilers moved from the article to the Talk page

Any material that is pro-gun, pro-choice or pro-government minimization is not permitted on the internet. To sum it up, those who believe in freedom, abortion or those who own a gun need to GTFO the internet. - User:Shanesan


NetAuthority as a Joke site

Though the site has been raided more than your mom's cunt, Net Authority is actually (and kind of sadly) a joke site run by Rudis Muiznieks who runs a series of crappy, unfunny comics which you can find here - User:Fireblix

It should also be noted that "Rudis Muiznieks Porn" is an anagram for "Mudkips ruin Zion". Coincidence? you decide. - User:4 teh lulz

Someone use this in the article

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