Terri Green
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
More information regarding this incident can be found at: LJ Drama, SomethingAwful Forums, and General Mayhem, here and here
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Introduction
Contrary to popular belief, Terri Green is not a troll account of Terri Schiavo, but she's every bit as much of an attention whore. She's an unemployable redneck religious zealot, the mother of Simon Green, and a resident of Cherokee County in Georgia who is nearing the ripe age of 52. Terri has begun referring to the Internet as the "Intraweb", further backing claims that she is, in fact, a real life troll. Since early 2005, Terri has decided to fight for the honor of Simon by waging an online and IRL campaign of harassment against his now-former classmates, who apparently didn't like each other very much. Terri Green has also been spotted advocating AARP in her spare time.
After seeing her son's first and last name on a LiveJournal post, Terri was pushed over the edge and started calling every law enforcement agency she could think of about this heinous act. She went to see the District Attorney to file a criminal complaint for slander (yes, slander, and rumor has it the staff were biting their cheeks to keep from laughing at her). She even tried getting the high school involved (because they laughed at her precious Simon at a school event). And of course, there were the calls to the mothers of everyone involved, the voicemails from that attempt are included below.
Other than making people laugh until they literally ROFL, Terri's online jihad has been a miserable failure.
However, on August 8th, 2005, Terri Green sent an email which she is quoted as saying that both the "District Attorney and the Cherokee County Sheriff's Department are investigating "all" of the individuals involved with the incidents [and she has] beed [sic] advised by our attorney to make no further comments because of the law suit we are in the midst of working on, and due to the fact that some of these kids do have prior arrest records." And on August 10th, 2005, she rose again. We can assume that the DA and the local law enforcement concluded their "investigation" but I'm sure that any day now Terri will announce her "lawsuit" against "some of these kids."
Terri Green has also taken her drama-bomb off of the internet and onto Talk Radio. An anonymous poster mentions that: "On AM 920 and he said that a "Terri Green of Woodstock" has sent them several letters. I had never mentioned her to him before and he was talking about all these hate letters he's been getting lately. Then he was like, "yeah she lives in Woodstock and she has an 18 year old who just graduated and went to the Navy and she bitches about him defending our country and we aren't giving the military credit for anything.""
A recent development has been with the discovery of Terri Green's true name, which she has posted on the internet. In a cached Google Page, a user with the same email address (tkgreen@bellsouth.net) signs the post as Theresa Kent Green, solving the mystery of the origin of her original email address. In addition to that, she also posts that she is an Escambia High School - Class of 1971 alumni. Typical internet stupidity at its best.
She's delirious from all the stupid in her head. And in her fat. Especially there. What's funny is that a woman over 50 continues to harass and stalk high school and college students. Kind of mute to say "WHY IS HE DOING THIS HES IN COLLEGE" when you're 50 and jobless. Don't most people your age make money? Same old Terri Green, it seems. Gaining weight at her computer typing up these epic paragraphs of the wrongs of society. Silly Terri, go outside and lose weight! It's what God wants you to do!
History
Before resorting to harassing minors via the internet, Terri Green would use her spiffy email accounts: tkgreen@bellsouth.net and reasonablemind@bellsouth.net to threaten minors with "IM GOING TO CALL YOUR PARENTS".
Crispito.Net Harassment
She used these email accounts to gain access to Crispito.net, a student-run message board, in which students conversed about school and non-school topics. However, instead of joining in friendly conversation, she chose to to copy-and-paste every bad word used and use it as leverage to get her way.
She has copy-and-pasted, much like she does with everything on the Internet, threads about the worst teacher, threads about Terri Green Drama, and so forth. Because of the security risk, Crispito.net was shut down until the compromising account could be found and deleted. She has tried again to access Crispito, which she was quickly banned from. Again.
On July 31st 2005, Terri Green signed up on Crispito.net under the account name yeep-pee-ky-yeh. As with the previous times, she revealed herself by creating one giant post making threats against multiple students. She was quickly banned, and then laughed at. She even created a brand new email address to troll with: yeep-pee-ky-yeh@hotmail.com.
And again on August 9th, 2005, Terri Green signed up on Crispito.net under the account name sosoinsane (fitting, huh?). She revealed herself this time, however, by posting three topics with my name and copy-pasted information on it. As usual, she was quickly banned. Apparently to make this account, she had to register a new email: sosoinsane@yahoo.com.
Sadly, on October 2nd, 2005, Terri Green decides to sign up again to harass high-school and college students over bullshit no one honestly cares about anymore. The cunt, using the account name of wambaland, posted a thread again calling for legal action against Webbeh.com for "harassment". Ironic, huh? Using a new email created just to join the forums, wambamambaland@yahoo.com, Terri Green signed up and posted ramblings which included her PC being "hacked", Webbeh.com being an "e-bully" website, and some nonsense about debating this in a court of law. She was quickly banned and laughed at, for being such a pathetic creature. Evolution at its best, folks!
LiveJournal Harassment
This is not the first LiveJournal Terri Green has stalked. There have been others, with each their own outcomes. She has stalked a few of xxx_knowthis_h's journal, including two very-popular entries: this and this, both Friends-Only entries. However, they are quite hilarious.
The main drama-filled post. Action has slowed of late, as the journal's owner screens anonymous comments to keep the Terri eruptions to a minimum. The post garnered enough momentum to merit an eventual inclusion on LJ Drama. As of July 22, 2005, the typical Terri Green post is either a shriek of insults and/or Bible verse, copy/paste of publicly available information from the Internet that she thinks has been kept a secret and will redeem her in the eyes of her critics and/or local law enforcement, or cryptic remarks about phone calls and emails that no one -- least of all the recipients of said calls or emails -- pays any attention to.
To date, the best way known of neutralizing a Terri eruption is to respond calmly and rationally to anything she posts. Remember, she's an attention whore and it's no fun when the attention doesn't perpetuate her persecution complex. She'll usually go away and simmer for a couple of days before copying and pasting something new and equally silly as her last post.
Update! Terri now has her own LJ account, at anonmom.
When Terri sees a comment she doesn't like in the above post, her modus operandi is to follow the commenter back to his or her own journal and leave an insulting comment. Such actions are typical of a fledgling online troll making the transition from IRL bully. Major examples occur here and here.
If there's one thing that Terri can't abide, it's any derogatory mention of Simon. When someone recently posted an allegation that the real reason Simon had to go off to Navy boot camp was due to crappy grades and a need to distance himself from a local reputation as a sexual predator, she just about shat herself in rage. As both the accusation and Terri's subsequent, outraged rebuttal were posted anonymously the truth (or lack thereof) of either side's statement is impossible to determine.
Webbeh.com Harassment
This refers to all the postings by her on the website Webbeh.com, which recently disallowed anonymous posting, therefore blocking her from posting.
It began when an image was posted in the fight pictures section where her son's face was clearly visible in the image. Outraged, she sent a number of emails to the administrator of Webbeh.com, which removed the image.
However, soon after the images were deleted a person commenting under Anon began to post. She began to comment randomly on such issues as: posting phone numbers to places of employment where friends worked, posting names of people's images on the sites, posting threats regarding legal action. She even was smart enough to think that the reference of 9-11 is a threat.
The most comical of these responses is below, where she was appalled that her IP address had been revealed to the public when she commented. In a fit of anger, she contacted BellSouth and found out through one of their amazing support staff that it is a Federal Offense to be posting IPs! She then went to call the website owner a "hacker" and a "federal offender".
She continued to post, bothering the masses on Girl-on-Girl kissing and a picture of the Twin-Towers until Anonynmous Posting was disabled in June of 2005. She has attempted to register twice since registration has been required. However, both accounts were quickly banned. All the comments she made under these names were about party pictures, which she found very distasteful.
The drama really picked up on September 28th, 2005, when Terri Green's son, Simon Green, began posting anonymously on Webbeh.com. After reading his ramblings threatening to come to our colleges and beat us up, we laughed and poked fun at his homosexual tendencies. After saying that his mom can't protect him anymore, Terri Green reappeared, nuttier than ever.
Such comments included calling people "tree-huggers", whining about someone mentioning the word rape, and commenting on the wonderful girl on girl action. However, she was quickly banned, and anonymous comments were turned off again. See why people can't have nice things? Because of bitches.
Encyclopedia Dramatica Defacing
Theresa Kent Green has also taken to start defacing this entry, since she obviously has nothing better to do in life. Apart from her lying, nothing new has surfaced. She apparently has no skill with a spell checker, and spells half the words she uses wrong.
Although you can view her abortion of an edit here, I advise you not to. From calling herself a "very devout aChristian" (whatever aChristians are), and lying about doing volunteer work, she continues to spread her usual lies. She also mentions she is "fighting for the honor of Simon" by waging an online and in-real-life campaign of calling mothers up and saying "YOUR SON IS ON THE INTERNET".
A sample of her anti-ED ranting follows:
"Tell Eric this is a lie on his "obsessed" web page about me. Who is a weirdo here? I don't take the time to make up a page about someone - slander their name - accuse someone of rape - put a phony picture of them on that page and then call them a whore as Eric has done. And he claims he is in college now but he takes the time to make a LIE BASED web page about me. Seems like it is all still the same to me as it was last year and the year before."
Her son still is a cunt.
Terri's current status
Terri Green, having not even enough intelligence to break 500 on the SAT, continues her reign of mild annoyance on the Internet. She continues to moan "WHY DO THEY HANG WITH HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS", while simultaneously badgering high school and college kids about something that happened at least 100 years ago (Internet standard time). She lies about bringing a case against these "kids and [their] cohorts." She has been "advised to make no further comments," yet continues to do so.
Terri Green is also involved in the fucking horrendous Atlanta Tea Party and is sponsoring her own road-trip from Cherokee County. Surprise surprise, idiots traveling with a head idiot. She also has taken a prime role in SmartGirlPolitics, a blog for feminist political retards. Finally, she has adopted and made her own shitty fucking Twitter account. She also has a shitty Facebook account, surprise surprise.
And lo and behold, Terri Green gave John McCain $280 in 2008 and George W. Bush $500 in 2004.
The Voicemails
- Voicemail 1: 1/2
- Voicemail 1: 2/2
- Voicemail 2: 1/2
- Voicemail 2: 2/2
- The Morning After: 1/1
- Drama, Part 2: 1/1
- Sarah's Voicemail about Drama: 1/1 - As of 7/22/05, Terri believes this file is the key that will put everyone who hates her pervert son in their place. As to whether putting them in their place involves more anonymous LJ posts, more hilarious voicemails, or more muttering phone calls to the local police has yet to be determined.
- Her Son's Voicemail: 1/1 - Terri Green's son, however, has left to "find himself" in the U.S. Navy. And we all know what young boys find there...
- Voicemail 3: 1/2
- Voicemail 3: 2/2
- Voicemail 4: 1/2
- Voicemail 4: 2/2
