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[[Image:Jokes_tosh.0_new_r13.jpg|frame|center|You can help by spamming the tosh.0 inbox [mailto:tosh.0@comedycentral.com here].]]

Deep from the asshole of basic cable that is [[Comedy Central|Comedy Shit-ral]] during the summer and located somewhere in the middle of endless reruns of [[South Park]] and '''Reno 911''' comes '''Tosh.0''', an [[shit|oh-so-hilarious]] show presented by former [[gay]] [[porn]] star and [[moot]] impersonator '''Daniel Tosh'''. The soon to be canceled show [[rape|humps the leg]] of the [[internets]] and sucks dry everything that [[btards]] hold dear instead of honing a skill or talent. 

"Tosh.0" is a weekly, topical series that takes on everything the Internet has to offer through the "comedian's" [[unfunny|sarcastic]] and [[unfunny|biting]] point-of-view -because [[HUR DUR|TEH INTERNETS IS TEH FUNNEH GUISE!!!]]. '''Daniel Tosh''', if seen in public, should be smacked with a [[phish]] and stabbed repeatedly.

It was almost immediately raped to death by [[Anon|ebaums]] who had grown increasingly bored with fucking with [[Tom Green]].

==The Mission Statement==
[[Image:Tosh_unfunny.jpg|thumb|The poster boy for [[unfunny]].]]
[[Image:Tosh_afro_ninja.jpg|thumb|'''Daniel Tosh''''s [[Afro Ninja]] cosplay]]
According to Tosh, he didn't [[Al Gore|invent the Internet]], he just makes fun of it. According to [[Anonymous]], Daniel Tosh is [[unfunny]] and a [[raid|dead man]].

{{quote|Blogs, vlogs, tweets and pokes have taken over everyone's lives and it's high time someone takes these new technologies to task. Nothing on the Internet is safe in the hands of comedian Daniel Tosh in COMEDY CENTRAL's new series, "Tosh.0."|Comedy Central, unaware of the fact that [[G4]] already tried and failed miserably at that}} 

The series goes deep into the Web, spinning commentary about blogs and [[vlogs]] both popular and obscure, [[tweets]] and [[pokes]], popular sites and new technologies. The series will also feature unfunny YouTubes of the week, and premiere [[USI|its own original videos]] created by and starring actors and comedians you've never heard of.

==Daniel Tosh==
Daniel Tosh is a [[closet]]ed gay jew and arguably one of the unfunniest stand-up comedians working today. His inimitable [[Seinfeld|observational comedy]] has been compared to a slow motion [[Dane Cook]] on [[ludes]] and has handfuls of people rolling in the aisles in their mad dash for the exits. He enjoys jacking off to [[Shotacon]], [[Mechanophile]] [[Hentai]], and [[YouTube]] [[Vlogs]].

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Tosh has recently quoted a meme on his fail show. 

{{quote|[[In Soviet Russia...|In Russia]], box smash you!!1|[[faggot|Tosh]], failing.}}

While the fail-o-meter reading is off the charts, this is the first foray into actual internet [[bullshit|culture]] for Tosh. Which, is a positive step; [[NO|amirite]]?

== See Also ==
* [[Tom Green]]
* [[Tosh]]
* [[Comedy Central]]
* [[Unfunny]]

== External Links==
* [http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=229204&title=preview-afro-ninja-redemption Afro Ninja Redemption] Tosh interviews [[Afro Ninja]]
* [http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/ Spam the tosh.0 blog]
* [http://www.danieltosh.com/ Dan Tosh's website]
* [http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/toshpt0/index.jhtml tosh.0 on Comedy Central]
* [http://www.myspace.com/34255065 Dan's MySpazz]

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