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[[Image:Tyra.jpeg|thumb|Please Do Not Feed The Models]]

{{Spoiler|Fo wins Cycle 12 of ANTM!}}

Tyra Banks is a semi-famous crazy ass [[nigger|nigress]], known for when she was a [[hot]] supermodel.  Sadly time has not been kind to her, she is a [[fat|fattie]] who [[Fat girl angle shot|covers it up]] and is batshit [[insane]].  She is the host of not one, but TWO fucking useless shows on television. Basically she is the younger, fatter and more lulzy version of [[Oprah Winfrey]].

As quoted by someone on CrushYiffDestroy, "I don't care if I've got a naked Tyra Banks and her virgin twin sisters on the bed in front of me, if a trip to the hospital with a bleeding asshole is even a remote possibility, you can bet your life I'm gonna keep it in my pants and end the evening with an ice-cold shower."
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[[Image:Tyrafierce.jpg|thumb|left|Work it, BITCH]]
==The Hot Years==

Tyra was forcibly removed from her mother's womb at least [[100 years ago]], making her old as shit.  She was always tall and thin so she was [[butthurt|OMG TEASED LIKE ALL THE TIME]].  It's not, like, her fault she is so beautiful and everyone else is fugly.  She attended [[hell|Catholic School]] and we only hope she got the shit beaten out of her by the [[virgin|nuns]].  She moved to France when she was [[16 year old girl|seventeen]] in order to pursue [[prostitution|modeling]].  Evidently she liked the smell of fermented grapes and B.O.  However, the [[fag|French]] were [[fap|impressed]] by her fierce walk that she got a shitload of [[prostitute|jobs]]...but the only one you [[pervert|pervs]] care about is Victoria's Secret (ZOMG [[ass|ASS]] N [[tits|TITTIES]]).

==Television and Film (aka Let's Count the Failures)==
According to [[Wikipedia|Failpedia]], Tyra's first television appearance was on the greatest show ever made, [[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]].  Some [[fail|minor roles in film]] were thrown into her page, the only [[lulz]]-worthy one (due to extreme retardation) was "Life Size" with a pre-hot, pre-druggie [[Lindsay Lohan|Lindsay Blohan]].  However, you can watch her [[REALLY INTENSE|FIERCE]] acting in her [[win|death]] scene from Halloween: Resurrection below.
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==America's Next Top Model...==
[[Image:Blowuptyra.jpg|thumb|right|Cock goes where?]]
[[Image:Tyralazarlulz.gif|thumb|left|IMMA FIRIN MAH TYRA!!!]]
In 2003, Tyra decided that it would be a great idea to start a reality show called "America's Next Top Model" that would shape young [[whores|ladies]] into [[REALLY INTENSE|FIERCE]] supermodels, without any of them making it big outside of the show.  It's on the [[Over 9000|zillionth]] run, because [[America]] loves to watch [[bitch|bitches]] cry like a fat kid at a Vegan Convention.  They explored many interesting and highly innovative topics such as "One Chip or Two?", "How to Monitor Your Food Intake," "Laxatives vs. Fingers Down Throat-What Works Better?," and "How to Look Like a Coked-Out Whore on Purpose."  ANTM also showed the world Tyra's exceptional talent to go from [[nigger]] to white at the drop of a hat, proving that she's a very versatile woman.  Here is an ever so awesome clip of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29SuuEKztPc Tyra wigging out]

==TYRA: DA SHOW==
[[Image:TNT_Logo.jpg|thumb|Tyra Knows Drama]]
[[Image:Tyrashowlogo.png|thumb|[[Nigga stole my bike|Nigger Stole my Logo]]]]
Miss Banks wants to be the next Oprah with better [[boobs]], so she started her own [[fail]] show that is popular with the [[niggas]] and [[Ghey|teh gheys]].  Everyone knows not to [[common sense|fuck with Oprah]]. Most of her shows tend to defy the [[wtf]] factor.

In one episode, Tyra even pretended to go to prison:

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Imagine that: a [[nigger]] in prison. What will [[them|they]] think of [[lynching|next]]?

==Not Halle Berry==
[[Image:HalleBerry.jpg|thumb|LOL DAT AIN'T TYRA]]
Since all [[nigger|niggers]] look alike, it's easy to confuse Tyra with [[whore|Halle Berry]].

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How do you tell them apart? Who the fuck knows?

== Squat. Pull Forward. Pee. ==
Yet another example of a person gone [[insane|Batshit Insane]]

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"Girl, your panties rubbin all over that toilet seat."
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== Tyra Doesn't Like Pointy ==
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==Xtreme Tyra Debates==

Apparently supermodels have [[dumbass|rabid]] fans, using [[all caps]] and bad grammar to defend their precious idols.  Here is what some [[fucktard|people]] have to say:

{{quote|<small><small>Hello! What's wrong with you? wHAT'S WRONG WITH SOBBING? cAN'T SHE FEEL EMBarrased...ISN'T SHE A HUMAN? SO WHAT ARE YOU? A F**KING A PEA BRAIN OR WHAT? AND I AM TALKING TO YOU bud82 no one cares love..I CARE! needless to say even this brought on more Tyra sobbing. TYRA IS STRONGER THAN YOU THINK SHE IS, IF SHE ISN'T SHE WILL NOT BE THE FIRST <strong>AFRICA - AMERICA</strong> TO BE IN GQ GOT THIS? OH I THINK YOU ARE SOBBING NOW, GET THE FACTS RIGHT, SHE IS A PERSON WITH SUBSTANCE UNLIKE YOU, AND SHE LETTING HER DOCTOR CHECKING BECAUSE SHE WANTS US TO KNOW ABOUT THE TRUTH, AND YOU ARE STUPID ONE WHO IS NOT WATCHING IT, AND Destiny Wayans I THINK I SHOULD CLEAR THE MISUNDERSTANDING , she is not phony, she cares for the models and she discusses them with the other judes and the phony things that she says are not phony, they are facts in the Model World AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN A WHITE WOMAN, <strong>ARE YOU LOOKING DOWN ON THE AFRICA AMERICANS?</strong>SHE IS PROUD OF WHO SHE IS! AND IT IS BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT CAUSES CONFLICTS BETWEEN THE AMERICANS! AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH AFRICA AMERICANS? THEY ARE STRONG. SO IF YOU WANT TO SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT TYRA WHICH IS UNTRUE, <strong>BY ALL MEANS "BRING IT ON"</strong>.}</small></small>|Winter, in response to the Tyra show being called rubbish|http://www.topix.net/forum/who/tyra-banks/T1G9C7B5ASC8GGII6}}

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, USE A PERIOD WOMAN (moar like don't have a period, [[amirite]]?).

{{quote|thats mean1 i care bout tyr i luv tyra wat u going to do bout that no affence. p.s not tryin to make confusion|Paige|http://www.topix.net/forum/who/tyra-banks/T1G9C7B5ASC8GGII6}}

{{quote|<small>SHE WAS TO FAT TO BE MODEL RIGHT FROM THE START. THE ONLY REASON SHE GOT THE COVER IS HER SKIN COLOR. SHE NEVER DID THE WORK IT TAKES TO BE A GOOD MODEL. <strong>BEING BLACK GAVE HER A FREE PASS TO HAVE A HUGE FAT ASS AND THIGHS.</strong> SHE HAS SAID SHE HAS NEVER WORKED OUT A DAY IN HER LIFE. BEING BLACK IS ALL SHE HAD GOING FOR HER. HER AGENT SHOWED HER A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO WOULD NOT WORK WITH HER BECAUSE OF HER HUGE ASS AND HIPS SO SHE WENT THE OTHER WAY AND ASKED TO BE PUT WITH PEOPLE WHO LIKED FAT PEOPLE. SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN TO FAT. READ HER OWN WORDS YOURSELF UNLESS YOUR TO AFRAID OF THE TRUTH.</small>|Rhoda, in response to Tyra being fat|http://www.topix.net/forum/who/tyra-banks/TLJ5T3G88VRUHPF2E}}

==Video Clipz==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPatjN5p90c Tyra addresses being a fattie]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOR4qekHWlA A Vaseline freak out]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9YRt_QMZmA POTTY TIPS FROM TYTY]

==See Also==
*[[Crazy]]
*[[Whore]]
*[[Nigger]]
*[[Unwarranted self-importance]]

== External Links==
*[http://www.tyrabanks.com/ Tyra's Official Site]
*[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004723/ Tyra at IMDB]
*[http://www.blacksheepancestors.com/usa/insane.shtml Insane Asylums]


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