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Aghar (aka Dick Shumakur) is the mirror-world evil twin (an [[IRL]] [[sockpuppet]]) of a decent guy. Wears an gold tunic and sinister goatee.

If you wonder why my articles look the way they do... <s>I used to work for a newspaper. I've long since quit so I could work for a job that pays real money, but old habits die hard.</s> Disregard that, I work for a newspaper again.

Sometimes, I'll find an article that should have been [[win]], but was written by a complete [[fucktard]] with [[unfunny|no sense of humor]]. '''I rewrite those articles'''. Do<s>n't</s> take it personally. Your article was [[crap]], and now it's awesome, and '''''you''''' were the only thing that was standing in the way. I doubt you'll ever be one with the [[lulz]], and at the very least, you probably should have [[lurk moar|lurked moar]].

== Yo, What's The Name That Template I Can't Type? ==

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== Original Content ==
<div style="font-size:.75em">current as of 11/9/07</div>
*[[Skulz]]
*[[BitingBeaver]]
*[[Trey Burba]]
*[[Pull Your Pants Up]]

== This Is Relevant To My Interests ==

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== Trivia ==
* Despite the fact that I am a [[North American DONG Party#Devoted Opponents|devoted opponent]] of the [[North American DONG Party]], I am the only person to have been issued the '''10 internets''' and '''20 internets''' bills of their currency as of Sep. 7th, 2007. 

== Slow Jerk ==
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== Every User Page Needs A Huge Pic ==
[[Image:Fursuit vs btard.jpg|frame|center|Opposite ends of the same spectrum. [http://community.livejournal.com/anthrocon/308684.html Sauce]]]