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What an obsequious fag. Enjoys [http://www.freeminimacs.com/?r=14004863 posting self-serving urls] [http://www.freeipods.com/?r=7271918 and links]. Might be a [[jew]].

Also friends with other equally annoying [[lj]] [[drama whore]] and pseudo-[[jew]] [[User:Lazarus_pryor]]

==Genesis of Alexjon==

Many years ago, further back than even [[last Thursday]], Alexjon's mother was cast out of her village with nothing but an epileptic cat and four budgies. Becoming hungry in her exile, she ate the budgies with some berries that she found, but wouldn't eat the cat. The cat, you see, had the Sacred Disease - as the Greeks used to call it - and eating of the cat would be an offense to the gods.

Little did she know that the gods had actually provided the cat for her to eat. By not eating of the cat, the gods were offended for she would not accept their gifts of epileptic cats.

So, being gods, they cursed her, and not just with shitty [[16 year old girl]] curses either. We're talking mega mojo.

After a long walk, she came to a river and decided to swim in it naked. (Cue: 70s porno slap guitar music).

However, as we all know, those whom the gods curse should not swim in rivers naked. Verily, she was impregnated by the demon of the river, Waterloo.

She fled from the river and gave birth in a cave near Mount Ararat. The child was the most beautiful, intelligent, glorious child ever to be born to mortal woman, for it had a river demon as its father.

She named the child, Alexjon. It died of SIDs.

In misery, she went to a goth bar and got knocked up by [[Nickolaus|Nicky the Goth]]'s dad. Nine months later, she gave birth while living in a mobile home. From her womb came the most mediocre creature ever (apart from [[Skratchgirl]]). She named this child Alexjon also. I guess she just liked the name.

Alexjon is also a fucking cunt.

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