User:Colin

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

An infamous IRC and IRL troll and Nazi, Colin is long suspected of being a sufferer of Chronic Troll Syndrome due to his unrivalled capacity for causing massive amounts of offence wherever he goes.

A somewhat frequent visitor to San Francisco from his native Scotland, he is a known acquaintance of fellow assholes Sloth and Strlen. As Dongbassador to the United Kingdom, his mission is to conquer Europe with loldongs.

During recent secret Nazi spy missions to the United States, he was caught stuffing Scottish bangers and eggs in his fat face. His weight ballooning out of control, drastic measures had to be taken. Hourly regimens of cocaine were prescribed to counter the new American fatties' diet. Unfortunately, this failed and he continues rolling around like a fat wop in a plumbing shop.

Instrumental in the spreading on IRC of Dildo Chicken and foetus soup.

This makes Colin's life worthwhile to the internets.

Evidence

<colin> i was really mean to her
<colin> the jewish girl
<colin> "this car is so crowded" "WELL RIDE IN THE ASHTRAY THEN"

<nici> colin, no man has ever made me want to [[vomit]] as much as you.
<nici> colin you're going to some day become the victim of a hate crime.
<colin> you know what i fucking hate
<Biff_> [[niggers]]?
<gleam> [[jews]]?

<colin> [re. Hurricane [[Katrina]] [[nigger|victims]]] with half the niggers being dead
<nici> dude do you have boundaries at all?
<nici> are there things that you are unwilling to say/type

<@colin> all police forces should have death squads that go around the city and shoot bums
<@colin> hopefully they will all choke on cock and die of AIDS