User:Flippant
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
This iswas a sock of Onideus Mad Hatter
...sup?
I assume you're here because you want to know all about me. So here's my life story. I was raped by pedo bear at the tender age of 3 and shortly after contracted the horrible ASSburgers syndrom in a freak medical accident involving a blood transfusion and a case of Mt. Dew. I am of course an ~artiste~ specializing in furry dolphin sex and I'm so popular on the Internets that, man, if you don't know who I am...pfff...fuck you! Yeah, fuck you, that's right. No, really, I want to fuck you...mmmm...let me show you my pokumans collection.
As I got older I also came to contract the ADHD from this frumpy, lopsided chick that I was sleeping around with. She wasn't very attractive, but I've never been very good at talking to the wimmins cause of my ASSburgers so I always wind up having to settle for lowered expections. On the Intertubes of course I'm a rich, Italian, male model who sleeps with only the finest wimmins in the whole wide universe and I could *SO* kick your dad's ass that you would totally start crying like a little bitch. And also my dad could beat up your dad too! Hell, my GRANDMA could beat up your dad...I think she's a lesbian bulldyke though so maybe that doesn't count? Anyways, I'm not really working right now, I'm still living at home with my mom, which is really cool cause she like cooks and cleans and does all sorts of stuff for me...not all of which is appreciated though. I still wet my bed of course so she insists I wear diapers to bed every night and so everyone always laughs at me. It's so humiliating, like the time those mean kids ripped off all my clothes and threw me in the mud. But anyway, all that changed once I got on teh Interwebs, so I've put it all behind me.
Now I'm a troll, I'm just trollin all over the place, people on the Interwebs told me so, so it *MUST* be true. Why just the other day I trolled this doofy bitch into replying to a post I made on this web board...man you should have seen it, it was *TOTALLY* awesome, I mean, getting someone to reply to yer posts...*whistles*...that's like the ULTIMATE trolling move. There pretty much isn't any better of a troll than me, I mean I start trolling when I was like...in the fuckin WOMB. Yeah, I made my mom all think that she was goin into labor and she'd rush to the hospital and everyone would freak out and then it was like SYKE! Just kidding! HA HA HA HA HA...man that was awesome.
Also I'm the Mad Hatter because my online girlfriend Spacey told me I was. She of course sucks my rotting, putrid smelling scabby infected chubby and that makes me feel better about myself and my incredibly lame fucking style of trolling. --Flippant 15:27, 27 September 2008 (CDT)
