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[[Image:Merciless.jpg|thumb|right|a pretty cool guy]]
Ithidet lives here
he says hello

and that he screwed your mom last night 

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oh and keep leaving dead furries on my doorstep. 

thank you

==THE STORY OF ITHIDET==
Ithidet's knowledge was acquired through his own [[lurk moar|enquiry]] and [[rape|personal sacrifice]]; he frequently [[*chans|travelled]] in [[lulz|disguise]] and [[troll|could assume many shapes]]. He had to [[divide by zero|give an eye]] to his uncle [[lulz|Mimir]], guardian of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Fountain of Wisdom]], for permission to [[blowjob|drink]] of its intelligence, while to gain his [[b|runic wisdom]] he was [[bantown|hanged]] for nine nights as his own [[an hero|sacrifice]], before reaching down in agony to pick up the [[cock|rune staves]]. He transformed himself into a serpent to drink [[drugs|all the poets' mead]] in the [[goatse|cauldron Odrerir]], and then into an eagle to return to Asgard before [[shit|disgorging the magic potion]]. [[fursecution|Ravens and wolves were his familiars]].

==Facts about Ithidet==
[[Image:MingSEXY.jpg|thumb|you want it]]
*he sees you [[ceiling cat|fappin]]
*he is/not/is/not a [[milhouse|meme]]
*he knows [[you]] are [[gay]]
*[[encyclopedia dramatica]] entertains [[Unwarranted self-importance|him]]
*he eats [[furries]] alive. daily
*those pictures above are [[lie|not]] [[internet disease]]
* he [[sex|screwed]] [[your mom]] last night  


[[Image:Ming.jpg|thumb|right|getting ready for FUN TIME!]]
[[Image:Death Ship.jpg|center|home sweet home...]]