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==Soup?==
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[[Image:jasperdiabeetus.jpg|center|thumb|What Jasper looks like [[IRL]].]]
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====Contributions:====
*[[Andrew Allred]]
*[[Baby Grace]]
*[[Rod Wheeler]]
*{{tname|Cancer}}
*{{tname|Language}}
*{{tname|Music}}
*{{tname|Afro}}
*{{tname|Navimage}}
*{{tname|Shock}}

==== User Pages: ====
*[[User:Jasper/Template:Test|Template workspace]]
*[[User:Jasper/Workspace|Article workspace]]
*[[User:Jasper/Morphing_objects|MO Examples]]
*[[User:Jasper/ED|ED Policy Page Cleanup Project]]
*[[User:Jasper/Templates|Template List Cleanup Page]]

==== Upcoming Contribs: ====
* Registerfly
* Save Toby (See OMGWTFBBQCATS)
* template on subjects related to Islam.

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====LOL [[Userbox|Userboxes]]====
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{{userbox|id=<p style="width:100px; font-size:xx-small; line-height:90%;">In such a situation I could have made a statement about the unusualness of this particular taxicab to </p>|id-c=#FF0|id-fc=#D74E6D|info-s=10|info-fc=#D74E6D|border-c=#F00|border-s=2|info-c=#9F0|info='''''This user identifies as [[verbose]].'''''}}
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==if/ifexpr==

; #ifexpr false test : false = {{#ifexpr: 1-1 | true | false }}
; #ifexpr true test : true = {{#ifexpr: 1+1 | true | false }}
; Error handling : Division by zero = {{#ifexpr: 1/0 | true | false }}
; #if is not #ifexpr : true = {{#if: 0 | true | false }}
; #if true test: true = {{#if: 1 | true | false }}
; #if false test:  false = {{#if: | true | false }}
; Numbered parameter bug (parser interaction): xxx {{{1}}} = {{#if: {{{test}}} | xxx {{{1}}} }}

[[Worst picture ever]]

<div class="usermessage">You have [[:User_talk:Jasper&amp;redirect=no|new messages]] ([[:User_talk:Jasper&amp;diff=cur|see last flame]]).</div>
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==Shit I Can Never Find When I Need It==
*[[ED:101#Do_Not_Do_The_Following.21|No Dox]]
*[[ED:DEL|Deletion Policy]]
*[[ED:ADOTW]]
*[[ED:ADMIN#Useful_Tools]]
*[[Special:Logs]]

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[[Image:Newgoatse01.jpg|thumb|1000px|LOL HAI! - ~~~~]]
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