User:Jewbacca
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At least I'm not Nihilanth.
Story time with Jewbacca: RAPE!
[07:11:29] <Jewbacca> well [07:11:32] <Jewbacca> anyways [07:11:35] <Jewbacca> moving on [07:11:40] <Jewbacca> remember [07:11:51] <Jewbacca> how I came to the conclusion of how to deal with this abomination ot my beliefs? [07:11:57] <Jewbacca> I will recap for you [07:12:04] <Jewbacca> she is the bane of my religion. [07:12:08] <Jewbacca> She is the bane of my morals. [07:12:11] <Jewbacca> She is the bane of music [07:12:14] <Jewbacca> She is the bane of sanity [07:12:21] <Jewbacca> she desecrated the two things I care about [07:12:30] <Jewbacca> and [07:12:34] <Jewbacca> SHE WAS ALMOST RAPED OMGOZMGZOMG [07:12:35] <Jewbacca> and a furry [07:12:37] <Jewbacca> and a JEW [07:12:45] <Jewbacca> A FUCKING FURRY JEW PAGAN JUGGALETE [07:12:47] <Jewbacca> STALKER [07:12:58] <Jewbacca> GENTLETROLLS [07:13:07] <Jewbacca> THE QUEEN OF FAGGOTRY WAS ON MY NUTS THAT NIGHT [07:13:08] <h64> stab stab stab [07:13:12] <Jewbacca> oh [07:13:17] <Jewbacca> I dealt with her in the only way that registered. [07:13:20] <Jewbacca> Rape. [07:13:22] <Jewbacca> I raped her. [07:13:27] <Jewbacca> But [07:13:35] <Jewbacca> instead of just grabbing her [07:13:39] <Jewbacca> blackjacking her with a bible [07:13:42] <Jewbacca> and jamming it in [07:13:47] <Jewbacca> I made it more humiliating. [07:13:51] <Jewbacca> as you may know, I am a large guy. [07:13:52] <h64> good man [07:13:56] <Jewbacca> I have a lot of upper body strength. [07:14:04] <Jewbacca> I could hold a bitch down with one arm easily. [07:14:14] <Jewbacca> so as I mentioned before, I feigned interest in her sexually. [07:14:19] <Jewbacca> just as she started getting naked [07:14:22] <Jewbacca> ALMOST RAPED SOB SOB [07:14:30] <Jewbacca> ONLY IF YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE WHILE WE DO IT [07:14:34] <Jewbacca> "oh ok sure" [07:14:38] <profnutbutter> I demand pics of wiccan rapee [07:14:42] <Jewbacca> so right as I was about to put it in [07:14:50] <metaprotist> when you did it you should have said "WHERE IS UR MAJIKS NAO?" [07:14:56] <profnutbutter> HAHA [07:14:57] <Jewbacca> I flipped her on her stomach, grabbed her arms [07:15:03] <Jewbacca> held her arms up [07:15:07] <Jewbacca> and in one deft thrust [07:15:10] <Jewbacca> jamed it in [07:15:11] <Jewbacca> as hard as I could [07:15:13] <metaprotist> hahaha [07:15:29] <Jewbacca> and I pounded her ass [07:15:35] <Jewbacca> and she sat there and sobbed [07:15:39] <Jewbacca> and took it [07:15:45] <h64> high five [07:15:47] <Jewbacca> and when i was about to nut [07:15:50] <profnutbutter> ^5z all around [07:15:50] <Jewbacca> i pulled out [07:15:59] <Jewbacca> grabbed her by the throat [07:16:05] <Jewbacca> jerked off on her face [07:16:11] <Jewbacca> and smeared it all over her fucking face [07:16:13] <Jewbacca> she just got up [07:16:15] <Jewbacca> and walked out [07:16:19] <Jewbacca> never heard from her since. [07:16:25] <metaprotist> beststoryever
tl;dr? He raped some bat-shit insane girl from myspace.
