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'''Krade''', aka K.R.A.D.E. is an acronym for "Krappy Ridiculous Arguments Deriving Everyday". Krade is an advanced [[robot]] written in [[Python|THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE]] that used to browse [[ED]] 24/7 to ensure the facilitation of lulz. Ran on a Intel [[Mac]], since Krade was only successfully compiled for the MacOS X [[GNAA]] [[YHBT]] operative system. Obsolete, replaced by the more resource efficient [[MysteryBot]], which runs on electricity rather than the blood of [[rape]]d [[loli]]s.


==Info==
Part of Ye Olde ED Cabal, I became a [[sysop]] back when [[noone]] cared about ED. I don't edit much nowadays, so if I'm reverting your changes, odds are that I'm either completely bored out of my mind and patrolling [[ED:RC|RC]] like in the old days or you just did something incredibly retarded to an article I may moderately care about.

==Articles I plan working on*==
#Impse.cx
#Unlimited Installer Works

<small>*before Hell freezes over. Disclaimer: This internets encyclopedist acknowledges that events such as the end of his life, Al-Gore shutting down the internets or a global thermonuclear war may occur prior the publishing of said articles.</small>

==Reference Links==
Reference &bull; [[Special:Allpages|All pages]] &bull; [[Special:Categories|Existent Categories]] &bull; [[User:Jasper/Templates|Templates]]

Maintenance &bull; [[Template:Opentasks|Open Tasks]] &bull;  [[Special:Uncategorizedpages|Uncategorized pages]] &bull; [[Needed]] 

Flush &bull; [[:Category:Crap]] &bull;  [[:Image:Turdpolish2.jpg#filelinks|<nowiki>{{Shit}} pages</nowiki>]] &bull; [[:Image:Exploding-head.gif#filelinks|<nowiki>{{Baleetplz}} pages</nowiki>]] &bull; [[:Image:Uncyc.PNG#filelinks|Uncy-esque content]]  &bull; [[:Image:Hangingcat.jpg#filelinks|Death Row]] &bull; [[:Image:INTERNET_TEMPLATE.jpg#filelinks|Lack of internets]]

Sysop faggotry &bull; [[Special:Blockip|Ban user]] &bull; [[Special:CheckUser|CheckUser]] &bull; [[Special:Undelete|Deleted pages]] 

Stalk &bull; [[Special:Log|Logs]] &bull; [[Special:Ipblocklist|Ban list]] &bull; [[Special:Contributions|Things to revert]] &bull; [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Upload_log|Old Upload log]] &bull; [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Protection_log|Old Protection log]]{{cs|quotes|Quotes|(...) ''our average ED reader has the attention span of a six-year-old who's just stopped taking his Ritalin.'' --[[User:Hardvice|hardvice]] [[User_talk:Hardvice|(talk)]] 08:45, 20 Jul 2005 (UTC)

''You're just pissed because I totally dissed on you for being a total [[dragonslut]], [[Palshife|Palshifter]].'' --[[User:Starblade|Starblade]] [[User_talk:Starblade|(talk)]] 21:03, 11 Oct 2005 (UTC) [''in'' [[Special:RecentChanges|Recent Changes]]]

<Eldred_Fireax> One major difference between Wikipedia and ED, KK.<br />
<@Lailani> ED is full of shit?<br />
<Eldred_Fireax> Wikipedia acts like the stuff on the site is true.<br />
<Eldred_Fireax> ED doesn't claim that|0}}{{cs|gallery|Gallery|<gallery>
Image:InternetLicenceRevoked.png|Holy fuck I've been using this stupid image as my MSN avatar for years
Image:KradeVennDiagram.png|Proof that Krade is both funny and hot. Venn diagrams never lie.
Image:Truevenn.gif|Proof that Krade's existence induces reality paradoxes that threaten us all.
Image:ParadoxesVennDiagram.png|Further evidence that Krade's existence does not cause paradoxes, unlike Ghostlight's.
Image:NiggaStoleMyArticle!.png|[http://niggastolemybike.ytmnd.com/ Nigga stole my article!]
</gallery>|0}}

<table style="width:100%; border: 1px solid #CDCDED"><tr><th>Warning!</th><td>[[Image:Hand-thumb.jpg]]</td><td>'''This contributor loves [[masturbation|touching himself at night]].''' <br /><small> You can help by [[User_talk:{{PAGENAME}}|posting pics plz in his talk page]]. ''Only hot nekkid female contributors, please.''</small></td></tr></table>