User:LoliHAETpizza

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YOU ARE A #1 EDITOR

HEY THERE! Hey, LoliHAETpizza! I saw what you did with single-handedly creating the Tourneyfag article! I just wanted to say keep up the good work

I'm giving myself an award, that article is like my bastard child. You can tell which parts I wrote because they don't suck. LoliHAETpizza 19:13, 2 December 2008 (CST)

The Twilight Article Sucks

I'm beginning to second guess my contributions to this website. I started working on the Twilight article in June 2008, because it was a really fucking terrible book, and the entire fanbase was asking for it. I tried taking that shitty article and build it into something good, but apparently there are too many fucking retards who don't know how to edit on this site, and apparently the "show preview" button is a fucking enigma to them. What followed felt like a chore. I was babysitting the article, removing the shit jokes posted from the shit users over and over again. A hoard of unfunny, meme-spitting twelve-year-olds joined ED only so they could participate in an anti-Twilight circle-jerk, with no intention of improving the article and informing the masses of this literary cancer. It became tl;dr, and recently it's been cut down to a lobotomized version of its former self, and I'm not going to fix it again. I'm thoroughly convinced the article has been destroyed, not by Twilight-fantards vandalizing the site, but by unfunny retards who thought they were helping the article. Maybe I shouldn't be a writer for this website, not if it means watching my words get butt-fucked by morons. Maybe I should take my genius intellect elsewhere.

For those of you interested, here is a good version of the Twilight Article. It isn't perfect, but it's the best I've seen of that shit stain article in the past few months. LoliHAETpizza 17:20, 5 January 2009 (CST)

Did you know...?

...that Judge Doom absolutely hates fur fags?

• I've been thinking of writing an article on youtube user AngryLittleGirI, and greatexpetations320 but further research is needed. I'm too fucking lazy. Disregard that, the articles would eventually become popular, infected with cancer, and all my hard work would go down the drain.