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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Manuel is a useless fappiste. Manuel knows nothing about anything you care about.

Manuel views defacement and vandalism of his user page as a sign of trust, and friendship.

Contents 1 Shit that Manuel thinks is funny 2 Shit that Manuel does NOT think is funny 3 Why Manuel hasn't been on IRC for like, months 4 Noteworthy things done by Manuel

Shit that Manuel thinks is funny

• Irony: a good slave but a poor master.
• Unrealistic Expectations - an eternal wellspring of lolcows.
• Lolcats. Do not counsel Manuel in this matter.
• The Big Lebowski - or moar like The Big Jewbowski amirite?

Shit that Manuel does NOT think is funny

• Those guys that really killed OJ's ex. The real killers are still out there. Seriously.
• Fat fucks spend their fucking food stamps on Cheetos and ice cream and get fucking diabeetus and then they get to park in front and ride scooters with baskets on them FUCK YOU FAT FUCKING FATTY
• Ranters that don't understand that "fuck you stupid jew heil Hitler I fucked ur mom" is not an epic troll or flame.
• People who rattle off endless streams of oldmeme just for the sake of reciting it. As if simply echoing catch phrases could be funny without context. Like a blind dog humping a couch. Flameviper comes to mind...
• Newfags.
• Snobs who hate newfags.

Why Manuel hasn't been on IRC for like, months

Nobody fucking cares -- enjoy ur AIDS Manuel you fgt gtfo.

Noteworthy things done by Manuel

Absolutely nothing. And little is expected.