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{{Quote|I work at the abattoir of lolcows|Me being cool}}
{{Quote|Heil der Mob und ich glorreiche fuhrer!|Me being epic Nazi}}
Is a complete and [[lolcow|udder troll]] and is the bane of [[DevianTART]]'s evil [[admin]]z, after being banned nearly twenty times from the site in over a month or two alone (I forget detail). The account Poliwhorelovesyah was made to make an article on the Politics Forum of dA who don't like me much... I'm also full of thah [[assburgers]]! NOT. More information is I love to photoshop both my friends and enemies' faces and bodies out of pure [[fetish]]iness. 

I've now made two articles on the [[lolcows]] I've managed to force from dA using both [[online]] and [[RL]] methods of [[Trolling]]. I like to boast about my achievements, considering that at a young age I was traumatised by a [[your mum|dog]] who stole my [[virginity|kitkat]] during a family ghettogether; this left me a fully genuine top-of-the-range attention whore; this also means I'm a hipocrit. I don't care!

My political beliefs are simple. [[Fascism]]. However, I'm a [[lie|''benign'' fascist]] and would openly support [[nazi|social darwinism]].

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'''Aren't I a beautiful aryan child?'''</big><br> ''[[jailbait|You want me - admit it!]]''
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*Fascist
*Indigo
*Lilac
*Social
*Lulzalicious

'''My greatest accomplishments [[evar]]:'''

*Spamming the [[DevianTART]] help desk with song lyrics to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGrqW3nx5HM Ms Peachez - Fry dat chicken]
*Being awarded the reward for most spam messages [[evar]]!
*Scurging the [[fantards]] of [[DevianTART]] again and again and again.
*Been able to scroll down the [[offended]] page twice without flinching.
*Hating paedophiles and hating living in England.
*Recieving my first, second, third and fourth IP adress bans from [[chix0r]], then spamming her with accounts she just banned!

== On Encyclopedia Dramatica ==
I joined a couple of weeks or so ago and am enjoying myself greatly.

=== Articles ===
[[Image:ItsNotAllLies.png|thumb|right|It's not all lies...]]
In chronological order:
*[[Politics Forum]]
*[[Luigispiritkeeper08]]
*[[BurningLJ]]
*[[Chix0r]]
*[[DA World Tour 2009]]
*[[WHATTHEBUCKSHOW]]
*[[Eurovision]]
So few...

=== [[admin|SySop]]s I stalk ===
*[[User:Raspberry Rush|Raspberry Rush]] 
*[[User:MudkipsPlz|MudkipsPlz]] 
*[[User:That Thing There|TTT]] 
*[[User:MATTY X|MATTY X]] 

== DevianTART ==
I love tah slaughter their families and watch as they themselves shrivell and die! My favourite lolcows are [http://burninglj.deviantart.com [[BurningLJ]]] of the plain retarded category and [http://luigispiritkeeper08.deviantart.com [[Luigispiritkeeper08]]] his girl-friend (or brother), the largest known [[fantard]] and leader of world [[faggotry]] everywhere...even though these blessed two are my favourite, I do like some others, politics forum related mainly.

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<big>'''A video directed to [[BurningLJ]]'''</big><br> ''There's more where that came from!''
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=== [[B&]] DevianTART Accounts ===
*![http://www.evilevilanchovies.deviantart.com EvilEvilAnchovies] - The original, my first, my love...

*'''Fantard Fakes'''
*![http://www.sonicsoniv.deviantart.com SonicSonIV] - I trolled as a Sonictard
*![http://www.yoshicummings.deviantart.com Yoshicummings] - I trolled as a Yoshitard

*'''The Big FFfffFFFFffffffffssss'''
*![http://www.forlors.deviantart.com Forlors] - First semi-permanent
*![http://www.fossorn.deviantart.com Fossorn] - Second semi-permanent
*![http://www.fosnor.deviantart.com Fosnor] - Latest semi-permanent

*'''Fail Clubs'''
*![http://www.TheHybridRevolution.deviantart.com TheHybridRevolution] - Epically bad idea
*![http://www.da-resistance-club.deviantart.com DA-resistance-club] - Epically good spam

*'''Purile Spammers'''
*![http://www.LJtard333.deviantart.com LJtard333]
*![http://www.LJtard666.deviantart.com LJtard666]
*![http://www.LJtard999.deviantart.com LJtard999]
*![http://www.LJtard121212.deviantart.com LJtard121212]
*![http://www.LJtard151515.deviantart.com LJtard151515]
*![http://www.LJtard181818.deviantart.com LJtard181818]
*![http://www.dirtypovo1plz.deviantart.com DirtyPovo1plz]
*![http://www.dirtypovo2plz.deviantart.com DirtyPovo2plz]
*![http://www.dirtypovo3plz.deviantart.com DirtyPovo3plz]
*![http://www.dirtypovo4plz.deviantart.com DirtyPovo4plz]

*'''Generation-X'''
*![http://www.swinefluforyou.deviantart.com SwineFluForYou]
*![http://www.infamousscrote.deviantart.com InfamousScrote]
*![http://www.thesubtletroll.deviantart.com TheSubtleTroll]

*'''Not-banned!'''
*~''Mystery''
*~''Mystery''

Those pesky [[admin]]z are missing a few yet! =D


==Contact Poliwhorelovesyah==
Either leave a message on the [[User Talk:poliwhorelovesyah|Talk Page]] or [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Emailuser/poliwhorelovesyah send an e-mail].
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'''Hehehe'''</big><br> ''[[pedobear|Child trauma...]]''
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