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[[Image:Ugnerd.jpg|thumb|<s>Approximate</s> Image of [[nerd|Raz0rs]]]]
'''Raz0rs''' is a [[last.fm]] try hard [[troll]] influenced by the [[elitist|elitists]] that once plagued his favorite band shoutboxes and probably still do now but [[lying|does not care at all]]. He's a [[stalker|19 year old]] [[douche|douchebag]] who is a [[Straight Edge]] [[atheist]] who listens to [[Heavy Metal]], Metalcore, and anything that has proggy/technical shit and <s>some breakdowns and blast beats</s> LOTS OF BREAKDOWNS AND BLAST BEATS. He's also a big fan of Crabcore, the only true -core of them all. Aside from downloading [[The Pirate Bay|"legal content"]], watching movies with his friends, fapping to porn, and stalking females upon [[last.fm]] he goes to college to major in [[Computer Science III]] and aspires become a better hacker than Mike Sandy.



==Good Juicy Facts==
[[Image:Scarychris.jpg|thumb|One of Raz0rs' [[Chris-Chan|role models]]]]
[[Image:Yugioh costume.jpg|thumb|He still think [[shit|Yu-Gi-Oh]] rules]]
*He hangs out in [[420chan]] in /ph/ and /pol/ [[troll|trolling]] and lurking.
*He was in a shitty try hard [[troll]] last.fm group called [[gay|"The Fellowship of The Trolls"]].
*He's in a group called "Anti-Core" yet this fucker listens to -core music...[[hypocrite|WHATS UP WITH THAT BRAH??]]
*He actually thinks [[Lady GaGa]] is a guy, and despite he is trying to convince people to believe him, he [[fail|fails]]
*He used to be XxwutxX, another try hard [[troll]] account which made one sentenced remarks about shitty bands.
*He in one point thought that [[Coldplay]] was a pretty cool band.
*He once had a [[Wapanese]] phase.
*<s>He dumped his female best friend once he found out he was going to be in the [[friend zone]] forever. FUCK YOU BITCH</s> DISREGARD THAT, he decided it was time to make up.
*He unscrobbles music to the [[Backstreet boys]], Nsync, and other Boy Bands.
*He at one point thought Atreyu and Bullet For My Valentine were good metalcore bands.
*He is a on another persona troll account because Raz0rs got a warn from the modfags, and well he is too fucking lazy to get banned and to scrobble all those tracks.
*He plays [[MMO|MMORPGS]] (no he thinks [[World of Warcraft]] sucks) and is <s>currently playing none because all atm in his opinion are generic and stupid</s> planing to play Aion.
*He is a [[Leftard]] and believes the [[shit nobody cares about|United States should fucking have healthcare reform already]], and is a [[President Barack Hussein Obama|Obama]] Fanboy.

==Bands that are approved by Raz0rs==
[[Image:Brokencyde.jpg|thumb|Raz0rs approves [[shit|Brokencyde]] but he doesn't want to admit it.]]
*Karnivool
*Nightrage
*The Absence
*All That Remains
*311
*Battlelore
*Breaking Benjamin
*Arsis
*Converge
*Parkway Drive
*Gorguts
*Evergreen Terrace
*Transplants

and more shitty bands he can't remember maybe because he doesn't have them in his fucking Winamp list at the time.

OH YEAH FORGOT

*Attack Attack! (FUCK YEAH Crabcore)
[[Image:Crabdance.gif]][[Image:Crabdance.gif]]


==Trolling Raz0rs==

Trolling Raz0rs is pretty easy, you see he tries to think that he has a strong [[self-esteem]], and confidence but as a matter of fact he doesn't. He's more pathetic than your average [[scene|scenefag]] so just do the following:

*Say any of the bands in his charts that it sucks.
*Name call him personally.
*Grammatically correct him.
*Say that a healthcare reform will never happen in America
*Say Jesus is our only lord and savior to salvation.
*Make fun of him that is a leftard, and show that conservative values and ideals are the way to go.

and this will result in Raz0rs [[butthurt|crying in real life]], and if you manage to score a double critical on him he may be inclined to make [[suicide|an hero]] out of himself.

==Music Videos approved by Raz0rs==
<youtube>-TH5ibABP4U</youtube>

I [[shit bricks|shat bricks]] when I found out clean vocals dude in the video almost looks like Justice Long...wtf.

<youtube>nQVpITyOdc8</youtube>

The premier [[Crabcore]] band!

==Approved Jewtube vids==

<center><youtube>NJ3cym7URnk</youtube></center>
<center><youtube>nEyQ8Qs341g</youtube></center>
<center><youtube>u-jpWIZHf7o</youtube></center>

==See also==
*[[Last.fm]]
*[[Straight edge]]
*[[Chris-Chan]]
*[[Brokencyde]]

==External Links==

*[http://www.last.fm/user/Raz0rs Shitty Last.fm profile] 







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