User:Raz0rs
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Raz0rs is a last.fm try hard troll influenced by the elitists that once plagued his favorite band shoutboxes and probably still do now but does not care at all. He's a 19 year old douchebag who is a Straight Edge atheist who listens to Heavy Metal, Metalcore, and anything that has proggy/technical shit and some breakdowns and blast beats LOTS OF BREAKDOWNS AND BLAST BEATS. He's also a big fan of Crabcore, the only true -core of them all. Aside from downloading "legal content", watching movies with his friends, fapping to porn, and stalking females upon last.fm he goes to college to major in Computer Science III and aspires become a better hacker than Mike Sandy.
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Good Juicy Facts
- He hangs out in 420chan in /ph/ and /pol/ trolling and lurking.
- He was in a shitty try hard troll last.fm group called "The Fellowship of The Trolls".
- He's in a group called "Anti-Core" yet this fucker listens to -core music...WHATS UP WITH THAT BRAH??
- He actually thinks Lady GaGa is a guy, and despite he is trying to convince people to believe him, he fails
- He used to be XxwutxX, another try hard troll account which made one sentenced remarks about shitty bands.
- He in one point thought that Coldplay was a pretty cool band.
- He once had a Wapanese phase.
He dumped his female best friend once he found out he was going to be in the friend zone forever. FUCK YOU BITCHDISREGARD THAT, he decided it was time to make up.- He unscrobbles music to the Backstreet boys, Nsync, and other Boy Bands.
- He at one point thought Atreyu and Bullet For My Valentine were good metalcore bands.
- He is a on another persona troll account because Raz0rs got a warn from the modfags, and well he is too fucking lazy to get banned and to scrobble all those tracks.
- He plays MMORPGS (no he thinks World of Warcraft sucks) and is
currently playing none because all atm in his opinion are generic and stupidplaning to play Aion. - He is a Leftard and believes the United States should fucking have healthcare reform already, and is a Obama Fanboy.
Bands that are approved by Raz0rs
- Karnivool
- Nightrage
- The Absence
- All That Remains
- 311
- Battlelore
- Breaking Benjamin
- Arsis
- Converge
- Parkway Drive
- Gorguts
- Evergreen Terrace
- Transplants
and more shitty bands he can't remember maybe because he doesn't have them in his fucking Winamp list at the time.
OH YEAH FORGOT
- Attack Attack! (FUCK YEAH Crabcore)
Trolling Raz0rs
Trolling Raz0rs is pretty easy, you see he tries to think that he has a strong self-esteem, and confidence but as a matter of fact he doesn't. He's more pathetic than your average scenefag so just do the following:
- Say any of the bands in his charts that it sucks.
- Name call him personally.
- Grammatically correct him.
- Say that a healthcare reform will never happen in America
- Say Jesus is our only lord and savior to salvation.
- Make fun of him that is a leftard, and show that conservative values and ideals are the way to go.
and this will result in Raz0rs crying in real life, and if you manage to score a double critical on him he may be inclined to make an hero out of himself.
Music Videos approved by Raz0rs
I shat bricks when I found out clean vocals dude in the video almost looks like Justice Long...wtf.
The premier Crabcore band!
Approved Jewtube vids
See also
External Links
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