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User:SODAssault

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This user is unfunny. Please assist them by letting them know every chance you get.
FAT ALERT

SODAssault is a fatty fat fat fat fattenstein

ALL YOUR BASE! Warning!:
This user will find any crap articles and make them worse in the unrealistic hopes of being a successful contributor.


And now, a limerick:

SODAssault stands at six-foot-six,
 But he has pathetic a two-inch dick,
 Wait, if it's really that small,
 Why'd he tell you at all?
 Because he's a whiny, self-deprecating prick.

SODAssault 07:17, 17 December 2008 (CST)

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