User:Westifer
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
I am not a LJ USER!!! OMFG!!!This man be French, Minnesotan, and a big fan of Ladytron, Client, and Dschinghis Khan.
I decided to contribute this site after seeing Gorgeous George's article and being in a fucktacular mood this one day. It really brightened me up oh yes it did. Special thanks to Mister Six for "breaking me in".
My greatest weakness - doing the double space thing after periods... My greatest strength - Yaaarrrr master!
My biggest fear - herpes. I know that I can avoid the genital kind by only having sex with English and Japanese robots and by double toilet-papering all toilet seats including my home one, but I'm afraid of mouth herpes too(you don't have "Cold Sores" you fucking whore, you have MOUTH HERPES, go away!), so I don't kiss anyone. I'm also afraid of furpes so I don't have sex with animals or furries. Or even otherkin, unless they're dragons, because dragons are immune. So are birds. So I guess that I'm a birdie. Because I like "dolly birds", hot mod chicks. I meant in the English, 1960's mod sense.. Wait. Okay. But I wouldn't fuck chickens. Because that's what people do in the south.Wesley hanging out with a dolly bird, avoiding furpes.
