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[[Image:Virgin killer.jpg|thumb|"Virgin Killer"]]

In early December 2008, [[Chris Hansen]] was browsing [[Wikipedia]] and came across the article about the 1976 album "[[Virgin]] [[Killer]]" by German [[Metal (music)|Metal]] band "The [[Scorpion]]s". Noticing the cover shows a delicious [[loli]] in an advanced state of undress, he called the [[Internet Watch Foundation]] and demanded they tell [[Wikipedia]] to have a seat over there. 

The article contained an image considered "[[CP|potentially illegal]]" (The album cover artwork). [[Jimbo Wales]] and his disciples were intensely [[butthurt|buttraped]] and issued a [[lie|statement]] that he "Didn't [[fap]] over the album cover image, well, not more than once anyway".

Hansen has since moved on to rage over [[Led Zeppelin|Houses of the Holy.]] 

==The Great Britain Banning==
The image was filtered through [[Proxy|proxies]] to protect the fine people of Britain from viewing this prime piece of [[Wikipedia]] fap fodder. The result was many IP addresses were funneled into 2 IPs for each of the major [[ISP]]s in all of [[Oxymoron|Great Britain]], resulting in 95% of the UK sharing about 8 IPs. This meant a vandal and a normal editor could not be distinguished from one another, causing Wiki-Anarchy in the U.K.. Ultimately the [[Wikipedia Jews]] decided to [[banhammer]] the whole European region, causing a [[lollercaust]] of epic proportions to all American Wikifags.
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==Gallery==
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Image:Virgin Killer alternate cover.jpg|The [[SFW|safer]], legal version the Scorpions were forced to release
Image:Virgin-killer-pedobear.jpg|An even newer alternate album cover, released just [[Last Thursday|last week]]
Image:Virgin Lazer.jpg|What she's hiding behind that crack. 
Image:Blindfaith.jpg|Another album with a loli on it, from the shitty band [[Christianity|Blind Faith]] found [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_Faith_(album) here]. Though no one cares because she's a [[ginger]]. 
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==See Also==
*[[Lolicon]]
*[[Censorship]]
*[[The Man]]

==External Links==
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Major_UK_ISPs_reduced_to_using_2_IP_addresses Wikipedia Talk Page Discussion]
*[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7770456.stm BBC News Article]

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