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[[Image:What-the-buck-2.jpg|thumb|right|Just looking at him pisses 6 out of 10 people off.]]'''WhatTheBuck''', a [[attention whore|popular]] [[internets]] comedian-come-[[DevianTART|failfactory]] currently presiding on the [[YouTube|toobs of You]], where he creates <s>incredibly renowned documentaries detailing the lives of [[emo|impoverished orphans]]</s> five minute videos about [[Hollywood]] celebrities. These videos present an [[sarcasm|''entirely unique'']] view on the matter and do not at all follow the tabloids in any way whatsoever. Unastoundingly, WhatTheBuck, commonly called Michael Buckley, has gained a large level of popularity from his [[vlog|viscousy presentations]], being within the top three most subscribed [[YouTube]] users EVAR.

Most people subscribed to him are in fact [[homophobia|Republican]] [[republican|homophobes]], which surprises many people given ''Michael'' himself is as far up the [[gay]] spectrum as even [[jailbait|that girl from the Wizard of Oz]] - most of his fans think he's in-fact pulling their legs and was actually just a parody of [[gay]] stereotypes. How disappointed they were when it was found that he [[b|pleasures himself on photographs of Mr USA]]; and was the one who questioned their beloved Queen - [[blonde|Miss California]] - on Gay Marriage!

Of course - being Republican - they were easily convinced (by the [[faggot|fgt]] himself) it was [[lies|all just a giant conspiracy to make them think Mr Buckley was an evil hoe-moe-secks-you-al]]; which as all our gaydars can tell, ''is not the case''...He now continues to make his great videos on his great YouTube channel for his great fans. How great.

Speaking of his videos, they are [[shit]]. The [[YouTube]] equivalent of the average <s>shit</s> [[shitty art|art]] found on sites like [[DevianTART]]. Each one is derived from either a [[women|Wimmin]]s' Magazine (we all know he reads them) and/or [[Fox News]]. Each one follows a celebrity, either [[Miley Cyrus]], [[Britney Spears]], [[who|Lindsey Lohan]], etcetera, etcetera, etcetera - they're all the same to me and you...    
  
== Micheal Buckley - The Legend Of the Ring ==
[[Image:Long_CAT_BITCHH.PNG|thumb|Micheal can be many things. Even [[longcat]]s]]
Micheal Buckley has [[over 9000|over 59,000]] subscribers, mostly white people dipping themselves in chocolate to look black. Meaning, most of his subscribers live in his basement, tied up to the ceiling nude, and dripping with sperm. 

His [[faggotry]] has sent him on Direct [[TV]], The CW and [[Fox News]]. Though, he thought this made him [[popular]], but Direct TV, THE CW, and Fox News are flaming faggots from the 19th century sucking on over 9000 balls (And passwords).
 
He usually waits 1 month after gossip is spread, then puts it on his show, or he sits at home with [[beastiality|his husband and four dogs]]. 

He once lived in Paraguay fapping with people like [[Oprah Winfrey]], [[Tom Cruise]], and [[Rosie O' Donnell]].

== In a NUTShell ==
Every Michael Buckley video on the [[internets]] consists of him talkin about [[Britney Spears]], [[Lindsay Lohan]], [[Miley Cyrus]], [[shit no one cares about]], and his [[Fag]]iness. All of which, can be seen in the best WhatThebuck video yet;

<youtube>YhF0NeHs1Gs</youtube>

== Suspended! ==
Early 2007, Micheal Buckley's account, peron75, was suspended and pissed on the youtube faggot admins.

{{quote|I quickly shot a video about Britney's boobs in that moment to communicate that I’m still here. I was crying. I was in my bed lying there fapping with my husband thinking what am I going to do? I probably had 10,000 faggot subscribers and 100 shitty videos with lots of hits. I kept telling people to go to the site and it wasn’t going to be there anymore. It was so traumaticly sexy.|Micheal Buckley,<s>comedian</s> '''Porno Star'''}}

Immediately fans made videos on YouTube about how they were so horny when Micheal was talking. Fortunately, the videos only got replies saying, "Brand New [[Mitchell Henderson|iPods Nano 4GB]] on sale now for ONLY $99.99 @ dotEMODdotUS.com". Youtube then sent a letter in his mail box saying sorry, and unbanned him. He then told everyone it was [[Lie|because of him making a video about Idol gives back]](Exactly nothing).


=== [[Lulz|Suspended Again!]] ===
Micheal was suspended a second time for his [[No|So You Think You Can Dance]] video he made. This pointed out that not only was he a douchebag, and YouTube was a douchebag, but so were the creators of So You Think You Can Dance. He then made a video saying, "Screw you" to YouTube. It's amazing how this has not been deleted yet. It's probably because the YouTube admins are laughing at Britney's fans crying and suspending them. He did not say anything mean about the show, its just in the background of his video, his husband was providing oral to 2/4 of their dogs.

== [[Jonas Brothers]] Band [[Troll]] ==
According to Mr. Buck, an extreme amount of [[butthurt]], [[12 year old girls|young impressionable women]] flooded his comments page with flames after he so brutally insulted their beloved Jonas Brothers Band. Instead of [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|deleting them]] like every other youtuber, he decided not only to leave them, but to read them out loud in one of his latest webcasts. Is this an intentional troll? Or is he just fucking around? But that's not even the bigger question. The big question is, if Jonas Brothers Fangirls are so easily [[aspie|upsetable]], do they make a good target of the lulz? The answer: '''YES!'''

The Questionable Troll Vid:
<youtube>irUE2WKs9D4</youtube>

==External links==
* [http://www.buckhollywood.com/index.php/ Official Site] — The official website
* [http://http://youtube.com/user/WHATTHEBUCKSHOW/ Buck On Youtube] Oh fuck no.
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/peron75/ Behind The scenes] Peron75.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wjv04o3hcIQ Paron75 suspended again] Should you feel bad for the asshole, or not?
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==See Also==
*[[Gay]]
*[[Unfunny]]
*[[YouTube]]
*[[Attention Whores]]
*[[Anti-lulz]]
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