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[[Image:Wheregeorge.jpg|thumb|If Washington were alive he'd chop his cherry tree.]] 

'''Where's George?''' was a [[lamer]] internet experiment to track U.S. dollar bills and see where they went. It was developed by an anti-[[Bush]] [[liberal]] database programmer named Hank Eskin. 

Around 1999 the 34 year old [[loser]] defaced a large amount of dollar bills by stamping his site name wheresgeorge.com on them. The person who supposedly found one of these stamped dollar bills was supposed to register at his website and type in the serial number of the bill and their zipcode. His idea was to track where the dollar bills ended up. Unfortunately [[shit nobody cares about|no one gave a damn]] and most of the bills wound up in [[Canada]] or in the pockets of consumers with SHIT TO DO other than messing with a fucking dollar with no reward in sight other than their $1.29 Coke.

:''"I thought, 'Wouldn't it be cool to track bills?' A Web site seemed the perfect medium."''[http://www.wheresgeorge.com/press/usatoday/usatoday.html]
No [[dumbfuck]], it only made the world less pretty. You fucked the dollar [[in the ass]], like a gay furry man and an unplucked dead chicken. Next time, go track some [[pedophiles]] or [[girlmecha]]. There's enough drama with fucking trees. [[Ass]].


More importantly, who gives a fuck?
==See Also==
[[Lioncash]]
==External Links==

* [http://wheresgeorge.com Where's George? Website]

[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]