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'''Whistles go WHOO''' is a [[old meme|meme]] created [[at least 100 years ago]] on [[ebaumsworld]].  [[Fact|It is THE way]] to sell whistle tips in [[California]] according to whistle fan Bubb Rubb.  He was trying to think of a good way to sell his product, but his [[brain]] [[fail]]ed him and made [[history]] with his proclamation of WHOO WHOO.  Why the reporter did not [[Suicide|respond accordingly]] [[It is a mystery|is a mystery]].


==The whistles go WHOOOO!==
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== The Source of the Lulz ==

What is really surprising about this particular meme is that these [[There are no niggers on the Internet|whistle fans]] are completely oblivious to what they're doing to their [[Ghetto|upstanding neighborhood]]. What is really funny is that [[white people]] still live in Oakland and expect not to be [[Trolling IRL|trolled IRL]]. Listen to the [[There are no niggers on the Internet|negro]] lady tell the reporter that their addition is [[Fact|"just for decoration".]] Do [[you]] ever decorate your shit with something that makes a noise? Unless you're grinding up [[dead babies]], it is unlikely. The point is this: niggers love making Abraham Lincoln regret freeing their ungrateful asses while he's burning in [[hell]].

== The Epilogue ==

Not content with just showing off his [[blow job|whistle tip]], Bubb Rubb promptly got his whistling ass into a high speed chase with the [[Police|popo]]. While Bubb might be loud as hell, [[Some argue|few can argue]] with his skills behind the wheel. Watch as Bubb dances all around the cops only to [[Curb_Stomp|get his tires blown off by the curb]]. We conclude with Bubb [[bukkake|being dragged down and covered with a bunch of white guys.]] Looking at all the [[dongcopter|choppers]] fly around, we can easily assume Bubb has a [[G|Three Star wanted level.]]

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You might not think that that's Bubb, but check out the car in the first video. That's definitely our whistle fan. Except not. Check out the first video, Bubb's car has no spoiler. In the chase video, the car has a spoiler.
Please kindly disregard the [[flaming|blazing]] [[ebaums]] logo in the corner of the screen. I'm so mortified.

==See also==
*[[Ebaumsworld]]
*[[Nigger]]

[[Category:Memes]]