Windows Optimizer
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Windows Optimizer is a serious internets tool developed and published by advanced programmers and is used by every clever Microsoft Windows user. It is considered the best program to speed up your PC, and has been estimated to have been downloaded over 9000 times per second and has won many internet awards. Features include instant-defragging, cache-cleaner, registry cleaner, etc.
It assists the user in deleting a system default which is shipped with most new computers, but the average internet user finds it a lengthy and difficult process to remove it.
The 2008 version is compatible with Windows XP and Vista. The new 2009-r1a freeware is compatible with Windows 95 through Windows 7.
It eliminates virii and those pesky DLLs that even Windows 2000 won't delete!
Download your copy on the internets.
 Screenshot of the current 2009 version. |
 Boot times are considerably reduced. |
 Third-party freeware version now available. |
Windows Optimizer in action
User comments
If you choose to mention Windows Optimizer on various internet forums, particularly forums focused on gaming (and most probably packed with AMD fanbois), you can expect responses similar to the following:
Awards won
- Best Freeware Download 2007
External links
- Open Source 2009-r1a Version
- Source code of 2009-r1a Version
- Non-Rapidshit Mirror
- The result of your faggotry
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