Wolfenstein
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Wolfenstein FPS Games
At least 100 years ago, unshaven nerds decided that being poor sucked, and being rich pwnd. After many hours of tripping and reading Usenets on the internets, they discovered that kids like killing things, and that Nazi-killing is fully ordained by God. In an attempt to cater to this, they made Wolfenstein 3D in hopes to provide enough killing for even the bitchiest goth out there.
Unfortunately, only a few hours after the game was released, California passed a law stating that Nazis are people too, thus stealing the game of any gullible fucktards as a market. This, of course, had a crushing effect on initial sells; thankfully though, Corrie Ten Boom led an assault against the white house. As a result Operation: Desert Storm began; this, of course, only improved the game's appeal, as killing Arabs is almost as fun as killing Nazis.
So despite the tyranny of Liberal gun-haters, Id (Latin for "Idunno") staff now enjoys drinking vodka out of old lightbulbs simply because they can.
Some time in 1999, the staff started to run out of money, forcing them to either get real jobs, or whore some more money from ignorant masses across the world.
Choosing the former resulted in 9/11; which, despite the lulz, did nothing for their monetary predicament.
So, taking inspiration from Nintendo's Zelda and Mario teams, they decided the best course of action was to make the same game over again, use prettier graphics, and sell it to kids too young to remember. The result was (unexpectedly) named Return to Castle Wolfenstien (RtcW), beating out more original titles like Wolfenstein 2, WWIII, and Shit, you thought you'd killed him already, didn’t you?
Both games drew the cock-beating of socially inept people all over the world.
In an extreme case of irony, the team has since then retired to Mars, where they spend time thinking up new games with which to fuck kids out of their parents’ money.
Bottomline: tl;dr
