X-Play
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
X-Play is a shitty show on G4. The show covers video game reviews. In the end, the show only proved that retards are not allowed on television.
The Hosts
Adam Sessler is quite possibly the biggest faggot in history. A high school drop out raped at a young age, he uses X-Play to make himself feel like he has a cock. Morgan Webb is the only reason this show is popular as she is a total tramp with giant tits that teenagers all over the country want to fuck as they fap to every review she does.
The Show
X-play is about as much as a "show about gaming" as Tatu is a band consisting of lesbians: both may appear to be so, but in the end, it's all bullshit.
The only reason why people bother watching X-play isn't for Morgan's rack, or because they need a good laugh at the stupidity/expense of the hosts (yes, that painful to watch). It's because every once in awhile, a game will come out from a big, popular game series and Adam and Morgan will manage to do a decent review on it.
But those are only in special cases. And even then, the review is still painful to watch.
90% of the time, the "game reviews" aren't even a review of anything. It often contains a skit that gets old before long before it even starts, and pop-up ads for G4's other shitty programming. They manage to squeeze a few sentences about the game in there, but it's so full of scripted bias that it's hard to tell until the final score is revealed. Really makes you wonder if they've even played the games that they are reviewing.
Score
Unfortunately for Adam, this is the only score he will ever get (other than Morgan, but he doesn't count). An unadvertised game normally gets a 3 (no matter how good/shitty it is), and a 5 is usually given to any game you've already had shoved down your throat. Occasionally they'll give a Final Fantasy game a 1, but chances are it's mostly just to piss off the fans.
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