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{{youtube2|youngconservative|youngconservative}} (a.k.a. George Michael Higgins, what a queer name) is a [[13-year-old boy]] on the [[YouTube]]s who believes in [[bullshit|traditional moral values]], [[BDSM|getting tough]] on [[arab|suspected terrorists]], and other [[shit nobody cares about]]. He has declared his intent to definitely/maybe/possibly [[an hero|join the military]] when he turns 18, as well has his plan to [[stupid|run for president]] when he turns 35. He [[masturbation|faps]] frantically to pictures of [[Ann Coulter]] and wishes to [[bukkake]] on [[transvestite|"her"]] Adam's apple in person before "she" [[homosexuality|takes him roughly from behind]].

youngconservative, despite his unchallenged status as an [[internet tough guy]] has faced [[IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!|over 9000]] challenges to his status as [[serious business]] from the various [[troll]]s of the [[internets]]. He usually resorts to the [[intellectual]] [[drama queen|debating]] methods of calling the troll a scumbag over and over again and engaging in [[TL;DR]] off-topic [[assclown|rants]] about [[Bill O'Reilly|patriotism]]. When these [[fag|brilliant tactics]] [[you fail it|fail]], youngconservative resorts to the tried and true method of [[ban fucking everyone|banning fucking everyone]] and [[delete fucking everything|deleting fucking everything]].

<s>His [[idiot|greatest achievement]] was a video entitled "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoRetoIRpJc Start The War Drums!!!!!],  which he lays out his [[stfu|well-thought-out plans]] [[unwarranted self-importance|to save America]]. He plans for America to [[e-lawyer|sue China for trillions of dollars]], invade [[Admiral Ackbar|Iran]], and trash the shit out of North Korea [[unrealistic expectations|which will lead to]] a successful [[democracy]]. This video takes more than six minutes because our proud leader must stop several times to [[intellectual Checkmate|admire how brilliant his plan is and wonder why no one's thought of it]].</s> Haha, fuckin BALEETED.

On [[Last Thursday|April 9, 2008]], George Michael (still a fancy boy name) noticed the epic amounts of [[lulz]] that were being had at his expense, and attempted to [[vandalism|vandalize]] his page. He was immediately smacked with the [[banhammer]] [[for great justice]] but you can still help ED by [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=User:Yc4444&action=edit vandalizing his userpage with ad hominem attacks].

<center>[http://www.youtube.com/youngconservative youngconservative] [[not gay|claims to like girls]] but, as you can see here, the evidence just doesn't pan out.</center>

==Quotes From Our Prophet==
'''WARNING: excessive levels of whiny drama ahead.'''

*"I'm not lying. Liberal swine, go burn a flag. I AM NOT LYING."

*"Good job campaigning for Al Queda"

*"Norbit is the greatest movie ever"

*"Did you by chance go to a LIBERAL law school?"

*"Why are you such an asshole? Question your own faith not the faith of others. Go burn in hell, atheist. "

*"You know what? We NEED oil! Why not go to war just for oil? And hey why not invade Iraq for oil? Even if we did we would still be liverating millions of Iraqis so it would bring profit to us and them! "

*"[[waaaambulance|What is wrong with you? Have you no pride nor love for your country? Ney this is not your country. This great nation: America belongs to Americans not you cowardly, liberal swine! My party freed the slaves, my party won the cold war, WE not you made this nation great. Go hug a tree.]]"

He took down his videos because he realized <s>they made him look like</s> he is a faggot.

==Facts You'll Learn From youngconservative==
[[Image:youngconservative.png|thumb|youngconservative VERY homosexually hugging a picture of [[W|Dubya]].]]
* [[Mitt Romney]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cadm5kXHJw had the nomination all locked up] on February 6, 2008 (note: he had been gang-[[rape]]d from both sides the day before and [[pwnt|conceded]] a few days later).
* [[John McCain]] is a scumbag, who wants to sell America's security, but vote for him.
* [[Barack Hussein Obama]] is a [[Islam|Muslim]]
* Muslims [[racist|aren't American]]
* [[mexico|Mexicans]] are evil and scheming.
* [[JEWS DID WTC]], which while true, almost makes you reconsider things when he says them. 
* [[LOL WUT|Norbit is the best movie ever.]]

==Breaking News: 14 Year Old Thinks Obama is a Terrorist==

{{quote|For all we know he could be Bur- *pause* for all we know he could be bin Laden himself|The greatest young mind of our time}}

{{quote|He's [[AZN|Hawaiian]], Kenyan, and Muslim. I don't even count [[nigra|them]] as American do you?|youngconservative being [[not racist]]}}

{{quote|His father is *pause* very radical and [[some argue|it's been said]] that he sends money to umm radical Islamic groups|youngconservative, speaking fluent [[Wikipedese]]}}

===The [[butthurt|Resultant Shitstorm]] (the lady doth protest too much, and I do mean lady)===

{{quote|I am not a racist!|youngconservative, making his case}}

{{quote|I'm not a racist, okay!|youngconservative, restressing his case}}

{{quote|I think racism ... is bad|youngconservative, trying really hard to convince you}}

{{quote|I'm against sla-slavery ... was bad, okay?|youngconservative, trying to remember what century this is}}

{{quote|The civil rights movement ... was just.|youngconservative, showing how much he likes dem negroes}}

Yell "PWNED" in his face because the little asshole took down his account.

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