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{{quote|Aren't I awesome|Yumi, on [[Yumi-Misaki#Her_AZN_picture|her DevianTART ID picture]].}}


Yumi-Misaki is a new addition to DA's  lovely fan art lolcow crew. Though she's only beginning, she's already shown signs of mass faggotry. The [[weeaboo]] [[azn]] from [[lie|Nagasaki, Japan]] has already been seen giving asspats to [[Bean]] and [[Etsukoajibana]], as well as hiding comments on her page she doesn't like. She has a whopper of a gallery, showcasing a few mspaint drawings, some crappy stories and a picture of a semi-decent looking azn with too much make-up that she's staking claim in as her personal picture. She had been warned repeatedly that ED and /b/ would come to take her like they do to all the bad internet children. That is, after /b/ is done defiling the boogieman in your closet. This is why you don't scare off critics, and people telling you not to trace. <strike> The war with this one is early, and we can still convert this one from the darkside, to the light of the lulz. However, given her typing skills and [[weeaboo]] antics early on, no one's counting any chickens, yet.</strike> Nevermind, the chickens just hatched. This one's screwed. She's already being called [[DivineAngel]]2

=Her AZN Picture=
[[Image:YumiID.jpg|thumb|Surprise, surprise.[http://www.mlpodcast.com/blog/2006/07/domo-arigato-mr-roboto.html]]]
Is she an [[azn]] from Japan?
You decide. Here's how:
# Go to [http://www.mlpodcast.com/blog/2006/07/domo-arigato-mr-roboto.html]
# Dance to  Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto.
# [[????]]
# [[PROFIT]]

She claimed that her <i>dad</i> put that image up. And called it 'asian_girl_cell' instead of whatever the fuck this chick's name is. When asked for another picture, she produced one from a kinky Japanese ALMOST porn site (lolwebmark bottom left).

{{quote|So, despite the fact that you are <i>16</i> (not that you look it in this photo) you're on a kinky Japanese site? I see the mark at the bottom, dear, can't fool me.

Also, different face structure to 'your' ID.|Yumi gets owned, hard.}}

A few minutes after this comment, the bitch baleeted the photo. She forgot about the awesome might of screencaps. She also baleeted her ID picture off her front page. I wonder why? Note that in her latest picture she's claiming to have had a 'face job'. She's also only 16. Layin' it on thick aren't we?

<gallery>
Image:Ttlfuckingher.JPG|This is <i>totally</i> fucking her. Note the web mark at the bottom.
Image:Pwnstupidbitch.JPG|The <b>truth</b>
Image:Stillnother.JPG|Oh God, it's STILL not her!
Image:EXCUSES.JPG|Two different excuses?! You can't make this shit up!
</gallery>

=YUMI (finally) BECOMES AN HERO= 

(This incident is an ongoing, one-weeaboo repetition of [[The Great Sonic-cide of 2007]]. Lulz is to be had, so get your ass down here!)

Like all DevianTARTS who get discovered spinning their bullshit lies, Yumi decided to leave Deviantart by becoming 'an hero'. Immediately, all lurking EDiots creamed themselves. Of course, this is almost definitely a great hunk of steaming shit, but nevertheless, a bunch of fucktards believe it (see [[Ilovebutch19]]).

On April 14th 2008, she apparently slit her wrists. Her BFF Hillary (who recently updated her journal- the exact thing you would do if your best friend just died) was there with a slushie. Seeing her friend depressed and slicing her wrists open, [[The Great Sonic-cide of 2007|she DIDN'T call 911, like any sane person would]], because it was too far away and she 'didn't want to get her hopes up'. Despite the fact that slashing your wrists like a good emo child does not kill quickly. 

{{quote|she slasshed her wrists right open and was dying with tears in hers eyes crying that her life sucked all these years. I screamed and ran over to her and she died right into my arms from blood loss with me sheddding my tears and she drew her last breath.|The perfect emo death. Shit, compose a poem, someone!}}

{{quote|1) People actually don't die right away from slashing their wrists; even if they hit a major artery. It would still take a while before she'd actually died. So that was the first part of the lie. 

2) How does her friend know so much detail? Who knows.

3) Her friend had enough time to call 911. So that was the second part of the lie.|Wise sage tells the truth.}}

{{quote|Some of you people are sick in the head.

ESPECIALLY YOU BLAMINATOR!! YOU JUST HAD TO LET HER DIE BECAUSE OF YOUR DAMN ARGUMENTS AND INSULTS ABOUT PHOTOSHOP!!!!!

AND TO DARIANEHITWARI FOR ACTING LIKE AS IF SHE WON A BATTLE THAT WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY!!!!!

AND TO ANYONE WHO SUPPORTS THESE TWO ASSHOLES!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!|Yumi gets pissed at her beloved trolls.}}

{{quote|And I love you too!|The-Blaminator Oh snap!}}

[[Image:An hero.png|thumb|Took the right advice on how to deal with [[cutting|problems]]]]

{{cg|An Hero|gallery1|center|<gallery>
Image:Suicidalbitch.JPG|SHE'LL DO IT! SHE'S FUCKING CRAZY!
Image:Lolsuicida.JPG|We call the bitch's bluff.
Image:Nohopesrisen.JPG|Yumi's 'friend' let her die.
Image:Stfubutch.JPG|Butch just WILL NOT STFU.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Mirrionspeakstruth.JPG|A brave soul speaks out.
Image:Yumiwayofspeaking.JPG|'Hillary' has a very Yumi way of speaking...
Image:Mirrionmoartruth.JPG|Moar beautiful truth.
Image:First lady hilary clinton wincing for yumi.jpg
Image:Yumifails.png
</gallery>}}

=Oh no she DI'ENT!=

Apparently, Yumi was in Italy for the past week, and let her friend take over her account. Because we ALL KNOW that the first thing you would post on your best friend's journal is that your friend was dead.

This is, of course, MOAR utter bullshit. Yumi, you're fooling no-one.

{{quote|For the past week I was in Italy and I let my friend take over my account. I sure hope that she didn't cause any of you some trouble while I was gone.|Of course you were, Yumi. Of course you were.}}

{{quote| BULL<br />FUCKING<br />SHIT|Enough said.}}

=Shooping isn't art=

After Yumi was butthurt over the fact that no one gave her sympathy, she decided to make a whole journal dedicated to a photoshopper named The-Blaminator. Just in case of deletion:

[[Idiot|"There is this continuing debate between me and this blaminater shithead as you guys might know already.

I like to say is that photoshop isn't art and that is why no one pays attention to his art. I don't get how putting together and editing pictures is art because all it is is copy + paste of pictures found on google. 
Blaminater, stop crying about how peopel don't pay attention to your art. your art sucks and people only watch you because you are so pathetic that people try to be nice. Try real art instead.

and to DarianeHitwari, stop supporting him. make him learn to grow some balls. you seem to have more balls than him.

hopefully this will end the war between us."]]

-Yumi Misaki

What Yumi fails to understand is that photoshopping is more than just "Combining pictures together".

=Her art=
Her art is made up of 9 horrid mspaint-drawn images, and three chapters of a story all involving a half-vampire half-cat-demon who was killed by her full vampire (lord) father named; Rae who's screwing an Inuyasha character. (I can't make this shit up). The drawings look like 12-year-old girl trying to insert herself into Inuyasha anally. Luckily, she has yet to go into gross detail, and her 'chapters' are just a handful of run-on, or broken paragraphs about Rae (who's written in first person, I wonder why) her OC, [[rape|surprise sexed]] by her cousin (presumably adopted), [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|Bankotsu]], or some short lived animu character she'd like to bang. The character in question might be dead, but no one likes Inuyasha enough to care and verify it.

{{morphquote|ccherryvideosection|background-color: white; width: 60%; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;
| Ain't he kawaii?!
|An excerpt from chapter three of Rae screws an [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|Iunyasha character.]]
|Rae hated her guts so much that i wanted to pound that bitch.|Another lovely art of chapter three, written in firstthirdperson
|She cried so hard that her eyeballs fell out of the sockets and killed her.|Rae's mother's reaction when Rae's abusive deadbeat half vampire half black dad threw her over the cliff.
|That was when he started dragging me to my room. As soon as he flung me onto the bed he ripped off my clothes and started kissing me. I blushed as he did this. Then he stuck his boy thingy into mine.|Rae getting boned by her cousin, just the way Yumi likes it.
|"My name in Encycdram and I'm here to molest you." he man said. "Stay the F away from me!" Yumi hissed while she took out her sword and swung it at Encycdram rapidly; but then she was tackled. "eat penis bitch!" Encycdram hissed while he raped her.|An accurate representation of the ongoing lulz. Strange how she suddenly becomes 'Yumi' and not Rae.
|listen you bitch

i do not recolor or do i copy things. those pics were done by me on paint because i don't have a scanner. so shut up! i also have had rae as a character for almost two years now. i didn't steal her from anyone.

also, i support incest if the two family members really love each other a lot. there shouldn't be laws in other countries against it.| Yumi, on incest- it's [[Awwright|awwwwwwwright.]]}}


=Her Knights in White Armor!=

Suddenly, [[the-band-of-seven]] came forth, revealing that he's going to publish a book, AND he's going to FUCKING <b>END</b> ED. He began posting in her journal that he really wanted to kill all the trolls and the ED's. Unlike Yumi, his use of the word "FUCK" is both uncensored, and in all caps. Also, user [[Ilovebutch19]] stepped up to the plate then ran like hell when she saw [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|who]] was coming up to pitch.

{{cg|White Knighting|gallery1|center|<gallery>
Image:bandofseven.JPG|Fucking <b>END</B>.
Image:Lolm.JPG|WE'RE FUCKING ENVIOUS, GUISE!
Image:NOGRAMMAR.JPG|How do I not understand satire?
Image:Bandof7baw2.jpg|INTERNET. INTERNET. INTERNET. TOUGH GUY.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Ilovebutch19.jpg|OH SHIT, WHOOPS, I'M SORRY!
Image:Sobadly.JPG|Kill you <b>badly.</b>
Image:STFO3.JPG|Turns out not even Yumi wants Seven around.
Image:Imsorryyumi.jpg|Friends rebel.. sort of.
</gallery>}}

=Oh no! Screen caps!=
Just when you thought it was safe to be a drama whore, spread lies, and act like a general cunt, some people come along with print screen buttons and record the truth.

{{cg|Screen Caps|gallery1|center|<gallery>
Image:plantlikeIQ.jpg|Knock knock? Who's there? YOU DIDN'T GET THE FUCKING JOKE!   
Image:warning.jpg|She was warned..   
Image:warnedagain.jpg|Repeatedly...  
Image:yumiandhilary.jpg|I use your OC fan character quiz... then draw you fan art...
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:yumiandetsuko.jpg|i give u sucky-sucky...Luv u long tiem
Image:yumidenial.jpg|Apparently she wasn't warned.
Image:civildebate.jpg|Posterchild on how to handle trolls.
Image:cruisecontrolforcool.jpg|I WANT TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND CENSOR MY OWN FOUL LANGUAGE BAWW BAWW BAW
Image:Yummyincestandlulz.JPG|She likes to work it with the brothers and sisters. No really, her brothers and sisters.
Image:journalbawww.jpg|Aw shucks, someone went and showed her the ED page.
Image:Baleetitout.jpg|When in doubt BALEETED it out.
Image:Baleetitout2.jpg|This will show those dirty trolls who's boss.
Image:Godessmarysue.JPG|How do I fucked myself?
Image:Bawwwcomments.jpg|The comments, they burn!
Image:FLAWS.JPG|A lesson in Mary Suedom.
Image:Fagslol.JPG|Yumi, that's a <i>naughty</i> word.
Image:Asterixattack!.JPG|A typical response (promptly hidden).
Image:Lolno.jpg|lol no
Image:SOWWY.JPG|She's sorry, you guise.
Image:ACCESSABLEWHORE.JPG|Accessable = Camwhore.(Yumi does not LIE!)
Image:Scarylolguise.JPG|Seriously, this chapter is fucking scary shit.
</gallery>}}

=Troll Art=
{{cg|Troll Art|gallery1|center|<gallery>
Image:Tracingbiytch.JPG|COCKS!
Image:THEFTOHNOES.jpg|STAY THE FUCK OUTTA MY ARTZ THEFT FAGS!!!
Image:Bawww.JPG|An actual quote from chapter one of her shitty story.
Image:Raerule34ed.jpg|Thank you rule 34 for hurting eyes everywhere.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:WTFLOL.JPG|Yumi enters her writing phase to write beautiful things for us...
Image:Raesucksshlong.JPG|Looks like she figured out what the American Soldier wanted.
Image:Guessshitbh3.png|"She cried so hard that her eyeballs fell out of the sockets and killed her."
Image:outofthedrama.JPG|STAY OUT OF MY DRAMA ALREADY YOU FAGS!!!!!!! 
Image:Duckpoolfags.JPG|STAY OUT OF MY X ALREADY, YOU FAGS!
Image:Faygo-tree.jpg|What is this faygo-tree she's spouting?
Image:YumiLOL.png|ARNT I AWSUM LOL
Image:Inu-fag.png|LIEK, I'LL TOTALLY BECOME AN HERO!!!1
Image:RAESHOOP.jpg|Shoop Da Whoop!
Image:STAY OUT OF MY DRAMAS by DarianeHitwari.jpg|Stay out of my dramas!!!
</gallery>}}

=External Links=
*[http://yumi-misaki.deviantart.com/ Her DA page.]
*[http://the-band-of-seven.deviantart.com/ Her knight in Inuyasha designed armor.]


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== O SHIT SHE LEFT? ==

*[http://yumi-misaki.deviantart.com/journal/18122193/#comments/ IT WUZ CUZ OF ED?! Check out the comments on that entry.]

== She's Back == 

And she has apologies, guise! Ain't that great? The real question is, can we trust her? [http://yumi-misaki.deviantart.com/journal/18751716/#comments Call it how you see it.]