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[[Image:Dragoneer.JPG|thumb|[[FurAffinity|Typical ZEN worshipping faggot.]]]]
[[Image:Zen_proof.JPG|thumb|It seriously says this ''all the time.'']]
If one is to mention '''ZEN''' in the [[furry]] community, it will begin to brew the largest furfag drama known to the internets. Having been on the furfag scene for about four years (or 1,460 pieces of porn) <s>he is recognized as a God of furfaggotry</s> furfags even think he is fucking weird. To normal, sane individuals though, he is seen as the, biggest most enormously [[fag|faggy faggot]] to ever walk the earth, having a database of [[over 9000|over 1000]] pieces of 'art' in which it always depicts either him assfucking some generic furry, him [[buttsex|assfucking]] his lover, or an animal getting gang banged by a bunch of [[cock|cocks]]. His mood on FurAffinity is always set to horny, which is a truly disturbing thought if one were to think about it hard enough.

==Early Days==
Residing in South Africa, ZEN began as an artist on the Blue Furry Oekaki, headed by a similarly famous furfag, Guppy, a feminine blue cat thing whose past time involved drawing pictures where he has orgies with himself, showing that he is a truly [[lonely]] <s>human</s> sub-being. ZEN began cranking out porn at the rate at which he goes through canine dildos, leaving the furry masses with much bestiality to stroke their tiny little dicks to. Eventually, he became so notorious that furries were lining up for ZEN to draw pictures of them getting banged by him, beginning an epidemic of [[Warbears|mass faggotry]].

ZEN eventually started e-dating another furfag named Luis Tigerfox. ZEN thought of himself as Tigerfox's bitch, constantly stating to be his [[slave]], and always looking for his approval when his latest piece of furfaggotry would come hot off the assembly line, steaming hot and covered in furry semen. The relationship lasted for about 100 pictures, until they broke up for undisclosed reasons. Soon after, Zen started having [[Mitchell Henderson|an bad day]], and drew whiny [[emo]] [[shit]]. While less painful than furry porn, it persisted to burn the mind, as it still involved furries. 

==The [[Icelyon]] Era==
ZEN soon started going out with another [[Duke Otterland|faggot]] named [[Icelyon]], who was sixteen (fifteen?) at the time, truly showing the evils of furrydom.  In no time, ZEN began cranking out ZEN x [[Icelyon]] porn. Soon, the masses got fed up with this bullshit, exclaiming "WHERE BE MAH [[bestiality|BESTIALITYS]]". Eventually, they met IRL and had lots of buttsex, getting together every night so they could draw [[goatse|porn]] and [[masturbate|fap]] to it. 

While in most cases, bringing two furries together often causes earthquakes (Anthrocon is responsible for the impending Apocalypse), in this case it does not. Because ZEN devotes every goddamn breath to [[Icelyon]] (and his cock), he has no time to draw furry porn. If these two were to break up at any point in the future, the internet would probably be flooded with more ZEN porn. For the sake of humanity, make sure [[Icelyon]] and ZEN stay together until they grow old and die, their furry corpses killing anyone who comes within five miles of them. 

Otherwise, the internet might experience a tidal wave of more [[Fred Phelps|gay]] [[Chin-chan|emo]] [[Warbears|furry]] [[Pokemon|shit]], causing the the intertubes to resemble [[New Orleans]]. It appears that most of the furfags who follow Zen around like a pack of masturbating zombies, lack the brain capacity to notice that [[Icelyon]] sucked ass until he got together with Zen, and [[Magic]]! He gets good. Zen was most likely doing everything but wiping [[Icelyon|Icelyon's]] ass, until they had sex, then he did that too. [[rimjob|With his tongue]].

===ZEN x [[Icelyon]] drama===
Every now and then when someone makes a thread on a site like [[Fchan|FagChan]], massive drama llama fodder is created, as the furries bicker about how [[Icelyon]] and Zen are too god damn lovey dovey. Prime examples of this are littered throughout [[FurAffinity]], in which they write essay long comments to each other about how super awesome their [[love]] is, and ''only'' favorite each other's art. Chaos will always erupt when someone mentions ZEN's almost equally faggy ex-boyfriend, and then begin debating why they broke up, and whether or not ZEN still thinks about his hot Tiger-Fox bod while having furry [[buttsex]]. Being the one true knife to sever Zen from [[Icelyon]], Zen goes to great lengths to cover his dirty little tracks and save himself from mass butthurt, and not the kind he likes. While this occurs, the sane people sit in their rocking chairs, contemplating [[nobody gives a shit|who in their right mind actually gives a shit]].

==Zen: A Good Artist?==
The sad truth is, ZEN lets his life and talents(?) go to waste by drawing <s>so much gay furry art</s> the same, tired, old shit ad infinitum. If one were to [[Kill|convince]] him to stop being such a goddamn furfag, the [[Earth|world]] probably benefit greatly, the ungrateful [[User:Sokevinsays|bastard]]. The person who actually succeeds in liberating ZEN from <s>his furry ways</s> existance will win a grand prize of 10,000 [[internets]]. Liberating him would also cause extremely high amounts of furry drama amongst the furry community if they ever found out that their faggot [[Hard Gay|God]] had fallen.

Recently, another furry faggot by the name semicolon has brought both Zen and Icelyon's art under fire. Semicolon, despite being a furry faggot, had the internet balls to tell the masses that their God is actually a pile of crap, something we all knew. His userpage, [http://www.furaffinity.net/user/semicolon/ here], has been subject to Zen's butthurt scrambles at getting back. "Oh noes, teh drama! Hao dare u call me a bad artzizt? I will end this drama nao!"

==Zen finds ED, fans butthurt D:==
March 26, 2007, ZEN finds this page and posts it on his FA journal for the greater lulz of the world. Although logically this should have made ZEN himself butthurt, it did not, and only inspired him to draw more gay furry porn. Other furries have taken him up in this campaign until the internet is flooded by furfaggotry. His retard fans completely miss the point of a wiki, apparently thinking that one man creates every edit on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Apparently it was proven true in this case, as the article was written by [[User:Pokchu|Pokchu]]. The journal, which sparked many lulz, can be found [http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/101983/ here.]

===Great Quotes===
* ''Closet furs who are self hating are so pathetic. If you put that much effort into hating, you know when no ones looking they're spanking it to your art.''
*''What what did you expect from EncyclopediaRetardica? [insert amirite]''
*''"While this occurs, the sane people sit in their rocking chairs, contemplating who in their right mind actually gives a shit." Apparently, according to ED's own words, he is not in his right mind.''
*''I'd skewer 'em but I don't want to dirty my blade with the blood of a coward. Anyone who has no talent of their own and restorts to tearing other people down just isn't worth wasting the energy on. I'm with you and [[Icelyon]], *giggles*, let's go back to drawing gay furry porn. If the site is actually meant tongue in cheek, then three cheers for them. It's about time people who really act like that were parodied.''
*''Im not even popular to be in it HA! -[[Zippo]]'' (<s>Note to ED: Make Zippo an article.</s>)
*'' For someone who seems to hate "furfags" so much... he sure seems to know alot about them. I fear for the day when this kid grows up enough to develop a cogent argument rather than your typical "Right Wingnut Raving Lunatic" stream of conciousness rants.''
*''what an damn fuck shall this?''
*''I like Zen's article on ED. It brightens my day ^_^''

==Image Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:Impmon_rape.png|[[DO NOT WANT]]
Image:Rog3.jpg|[[bullshit|It all makes sense now.]]
Image:Tmnt.jpg|OH GOD CHILDHOOD DEAD
Image:Veemon_pet.jpg|It's a '''protein''' shake!
Image:flamedramon.jpg|Cock goes where?
Image:Gizmo Facial.jpg|Dammit Zen, how low must you sink?
Image:Zen-AIDS.jpg|HAHAHAHAHA
Image:Zen_and_Icelyon_being_fags.jpg|He's gonna shit bricks.
Image:Zen_so_emo.gif|'''LOL'''
Image:Luis_Tigerfox_and_Zen.png|''sorry, I had 2 do another one 4 U... happy birthday *hugz*''
Image:Zen_Death.jpg|Screw cutting, suicide by ''arrows'' is all the rage now.
Image:Rat_in_a_cage.jpg|So much wasted talent.
Image:Zen_speed_of_pain.jpg|ZEN will eat your children and steal your thunder.
</gallery>

==External Links==
*{{youtube2|zentiger|zentiger's Jewtube}}
*<s>[http://zen.foxbutt.com/ His website.]</s>  <s>UNDER CONSTRUCTION</s> FOR SALE LOLOLOLOLOL
*[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/zen/ His FurAffinity.]
*[http://www.bluefurry.com/paintbbs/display.php?name=ZEN His Bluefurry account. You'll have to make an account to witness the true faggotry.]

==See Also==
*[[Sick Fuck]]
*[[Furfag]]
*[[Gay]] [[Fox News|Agenda]]

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